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pam1

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we was out at the weekend and we gone in a club. this lady got up and ask the artist if he would sing a song for this lad she was with, the artist got up and said i would like to sing this song for this lady's son for its is birthday, she shouted that's not my son its my partner young lad went red in the face, the artist he Nealy fell of the stage.:theband:
 
pam1 said:
we was out at the weekend and we gone in a club. this lady got up and ask the artist if he would sing a song for this lad she was with, the artist got up and said i would like to sing this song for this lady's son for its is birthday, she shouted that's not my son its my partner young lad went red in the face, the artist he Nealy fell of the stage.:theband:
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LOL. That's pretty funny, Pam1. :D :mosher:
 
I don't think it was the artist who was the idiot.......Do you????
 
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pam1 said:
we was out at the weekend and we gone in a club. this lady got up and ask the artist if he would sing a song for this lad she was with, the artist got up and said i would like to sing this song for this lady's son for its is birthday, she shouted that's not my son its my partner young lad went red in the face, the artist he Nealy fell of the stage.:theband:
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At a guess how big was the age gap Pam??
 
Royboy39 said:
Now this is getting serious...........Toy Boy's are one thing..but asking what you could get away with is quite another :tongueout
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Not interested in a toy boy or any fella and you know it:p Just thought the age gap must be quite big for the artist to think she was his mother:)
 
BERNADETTE said:
Not interested in a toy boy or any fella and you know it:p Just thought the age gap must be quite big for the artist to think she was his mother:)
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I know that Bernie..........but........don't be so pass remarkable.
A phrase that my mother in law uses often.
 
I saw the same thing n hospital a few years ago, this women visited the guy in the next bed every day, she was there one day when SHO was doing his rounds, he said to the guy that he'd have a word with his daughter, the guy went made, thats my wife I'll have you know, she was in her early twenties he was mid fifties:rolleyes:
 
BERNADETTE said:
Not interested in a toy boy or any fella and you know it:p Just thought the age gap must be quite big for the artist to think she was his mother:)
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bernadette yes there was a very big age gap you could tell that.
and you right the artists thought so to.
 
One evening many moons ago a few of us were travelling through Sabden and one member of our party suggested that a little liquid refreshment wouldn't go amiss, we all agreed, parked up and went into the 'White Hart'. As we entered it seemed to be what used to be called a 'Free N Easy' evening and a female was murdering some song or other whilst being accompanied by a gentleman playing his organ. We went to the bar ordered our drinks and proceeded to watch the evening's entertainment. One or two comments were passed relating to the songstress's ability and enquiries were made as to whether her cat was still alive, one of the lads suggested to the organist that he should enter her for the Eurovision Song Contest. At the the end of her rendition the organist picked up the microphone and with a huge grin on his face, announced, "For the benefit of the gentlemen at the bar, the last artiste was my wife."
 
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