You bounder Sir! The very impertinence!
I'll have you know that according to Debretts, the lordship of Rusting Manor (Old Accrington) has precedence over Didsbury - or is it Levenshulme?
Our title goes back to Marmaduke Stiffupperlip, who opened the first tripe stall on Accrington market. He also laid on a free meal of pig's trotter to th'owd reds before each home game. These delicacies don't come cheap!
Anyway, the only 'blades' I want to see are rapiers at dawn!
Ha! The only race you've ever run is the one to catch last orders at the Fletcher Moss!
As for pedigree, me Grandads been supplying tripe to Pedigree Chum for years.
That'll do me .... it's in easy range, and it was my first band-waggon jumping game in the promotion season . Hope it's on Sunday though, so I can get my hockey game in on Saturday as well .