Fire that Cat!
- Thread starter Busman747
- Start date
I managed to get to 774 ft, it makes you go dizzy, ha ha 
chav1 said:
well if it's anything to do with shooting cats I'm suprised you didn't shoot the poor thing into space!!!!
i only got 149 ft...i think my kitty likes the spikes too much
Ok upto 993 ft now!! Have to stop playing and make tea and get ready to go out, stop it red stop it... ok just one more go
just been out and conducted a few experiments and the cannon it appears is the best weapon of choice for getting good distances with a cat
cricket bat = 20 feet
baseball bat = 25 feet and 15 feet due to the cat splitting in two upon impact with the bat
tennis racket = 1 foot , i was left with a pile of diced cat on the floor
so folks in conclusion if you want to get good distance with a cat use a cannon or strap it to your car wheels wioth snow chains and set off at high speed
cricket bat = 20 feet
baseball bat = 25 feet and 15 feet due to the cat splitting in two upon impact with the bat
tennis racket = 1 foot , i was left with a pile of diced cat on the floor
so folks in conclusion if you want to get good distance with a cat use a cannon or strap it to your car wheels wioth snow chains and set off at high speed
Finally have got over the 1000 mark with 1045 ft but I reckon your record is pretty safe from me chav!!!!
oops may have spoke to soon 
just got 2383ft but no idea how to post the image like you have
just got 2383ft but no idea how to post the image like you have
i have the advantage of experience when it comes to bashing pussy
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damn it now i got to sit here with this my snotty nose and gammy foot untill i beat it
to post the image just hit the print screen button and open MS paint in acessories
select edit then select paste
click file then save as and select .jpg as the file format then name it
select where you want to save it then attatche it to this post
edit:
damn it now i got to sit here with this my snotty nose and gammy foot untill i beat it
to post the image just hit the print screen button and open MS paint in acessories
select edit then select paste
click file then save as and select .jpg as the file format then name it
select where you want to save it then attatche it to this post
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print screen button doesn't seem to work on this damn computer but managed to sort something, very long winded though, cheers anyway and bet you beat it in no time
