fresh air fred?

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Mancie

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I notice there has been some posts about flashers on here.. just wondering if anyone remembers a bloke called "fresh air fred" that was supposed to jump out of the bushes down whitash starkers
the kids round my way were told never to go down the spare land cos fresh air fred was there running about.. even in winter!.. now has fred retired or is he still about?.. or was it just a myth?
 
Only a myth Mancie lol!!
Although I used to say the same to mine when they were younger , never stopped em though
 
ha ha .. and there's you cherokee in a santa outfit.. I bet you'll be telling me he ain't real.
 
It's funny what we tell kids to deter them from doing things.

My little lad kept wondering and had a fascination with frogs. He used to venture to the lodge that is at the back of the spinning Jenny................

I stopped him even going off the backalley at one point. Then my friend that has lived up here all her life said her mum used to have the same problem with them as kids, terrified they would go to the lodge and drown. She told her kids there was a monster that lived in that water called "grizzly green teeth" and if any kids went near the lodge it came out of the water and sucked them under.......never to be seen again :D

Yes I told my lad this.......and what da ya know, he never went again :D
 
We were in the Astronaut years ago & this bloke sat next to us & my mate Macky started calling him fresh air fred this & that & generally giving him grief.F***in pervert was my mates answer when i asked the score,said he terrorised kids up the Gore:eek:
 
through a proccess of elimination.. I see that Rindy was knocking about down them parts in them days ..ummm .. makes you think don't it!.. come on garinda.. you are the orginal "fresh air fred" ain't you?
 
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Mancie said:
through a proccess of elimination.. I see that Rindy was knocking about down them parts in them days ..ummm .. makes you think don't it!.. come on garinda.. you are the orginal "fresh air fred" ain't you?
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Sorry to pour cold water on your little fantasies, but in 'them days' the chauffeur would have been whisking me off to my old public school, so back to the drawing board serf, and don't ever give up your day job as a dick head and try setting up as a private detective.:D


P.S. Stop sending me chummy little pms, you live the wrong side of the river for us ever to be friends.;)
 
garinda said:
Sorry to pour cold water on your little fantasies, but in 'them days' the chauffeur would have been whisking me off to my old public school, so back to the drawing board serf, and don't ever give up your day job as a dick head and try setting up as a private detective.:D


P.S. Stop sending me chummy little pms, you live the wrong side of the river for us ever to be friends.;)
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All gob and no bollocks.. thats what I heard
 
OK garinda.. I'm sorry to have posted about you .. it was a joke.. but looking back was in bad taste and utter rubbish.. no offence meant.. I apologise
 
Mancie said:
OK garinda.. I'm sorry to have posted about you .. it was a joke.. but looking back was in bad taste and utter rubbish.. no offence meant.. I apologise
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Appology accepted.

I may be many things, but am not a flasher.
 
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