friendship

[flashy]

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick-- Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want to catch whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy @ss.
9. This is my oath .... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask "because you are my friend"


Friendship is like peeing your pants: everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.

 

[Sara]

That's what i call true friendship. Brilliant.

 

[SPUGGIE J]

You young ladies are scary very very very scary.

 

[flashy]

You young ladies are scary very very very scary.

so your telling me you wouldnt do that with your mates spugster??? ive done all that wi tinks

 

[Doug]

so your telling me you wouldnt do that with your mates spugster??? ive done all that wi tinks

Yes, but would you do it for me?

 

[Tinkerbelle]

.........

Nice one flashy

 

[SPUGGIE J]

so your telling me you wouldnt do that with your mates spugster??? ive done all that wi tinks

Sorry to disappoint flashy but no I wouldnt as it aint my style apart from the drink.

 

[flashy]

hmmm sense of humours differ in different countries then each to there own spugster

 

[flashy]

Yes, but would you do it for me?

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy @ss.


i'd do that daddy lol which ive done many a time at tinks

 

[Doug]

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy @ss.


i'd do that daddy lol which ive done many a time at tinks

I'll get even..............

 

[flashy]

I'll get even..............

no chance

 

[SPUGGIE J]

hmmm sense of humours differ in different countries then each to there own spugster

Only part of my humour is Scottish. I have a BIG weakness ie I am a big soft sod who hates seeing others suffer.

 

[flashy]

Only part of my humour is Scottish. I have a BIG weakness ie I am a big soft sod who hates seeing others suffer.

lol ok

 

[SPUGGIE J]

lol ok

Have a sort of old set of values. Sadley I aint managed to get rid of them yet.

I do like a laugh and a carry on as a few here now so I am a bit of a weird sort.

 

[Billcat]

Good one, flashy! And, to quote Cole Porter:

"If you're ever up a tree, phone to me.
If you're ever down a well, ring my bell.
If you ever lose your teeth, and you're out to dine; borrow mine.
It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship.
When other friendships have been forgate,
Ours will still be great.
Lah-dle-ah-dle-ah-dle, chuck, chuck, chuck.

If they ever black your eyes, put me wise.
If they ever cook your goose, turn me loose.
If they ever put a bullet through your brr-ain; I'll complain.
It's friendship, friendship, just a perfect blendship.
When other friendships have been forgit,
Ours will still be it.
Lah-dle-ah-dle-ah-dle, hep, hep, hep."

 

[flashy]

ah thats nice billcat

 

[Billcat]

ah thats nice billcat

Glad you liked it!

 

[Gayle]

A true friend is someone who'll hold your hair back whilst you're throwing up from drinking too much creme de menthe!

 

[Billcat]

A true friend is someone who'll hold your hair back whilst you're throwing up from drinking too much creme de menthe!

Takes a really determined person to drink enough Creme de Menthe to cause that to happen - although the very thought of it makes me a bit queasy!

 

[shillelagh]

A true friend is someone who'll hold your hair back whilst you're throwing up from drinking too much creme de menthe!

How many times has that happened Gayle?