Game off

[DaveinGermany]

May is only a month not a full year in England

And a Happy new year to you too ..... Smartarse!

 

[lancsdave]

And a Happy new year to you too ..... Smartarse!

Frohes Neues Jahr ( Yes I googled it )

 

[yonmon]

May is only a month not a full year in England

A New Year Resolution Dave !....

Keep up the pedantries and ironies and puns and everything else which might divert our thoughts now and again from other more wearisome matters ?.

Regards and best wishes for a successful 2015 !.

 

[DAV007]

I'm happy to share the MOD duties

 

[Revived Red]

I'm happy to share the MOD duties

I'm not sure, DAV007, if you have all the qualities that would be required by the Ministry of Defence. Sorry to put it so bluntly, but there it is.

 

[DaveinGermany]

I'm happy to share the MOD duties

What he means is, he's got a porkpie 'at & a fishtail parka, plus he likes to sashay up & down Brighton prom!

 

[DAV007]

Well if you want this forum to continue like amature hour than don't make me a MOD..

But if you want free speech, truth, honesty, integrity, help and a shoulder to cry on, then make me a MOD.

 

[cashman]

Well if you want this forum to continue like amature hour than don't make me a MOD..

But if you want free speech, truth, honesty, integrity, help and a shoulder to cry on, then make me a MOD.

Would this be yer New Years Resolution?

 

[DAV007]

No cashman.
I have made a genuine offer, the ball is in Mr.T court.

 

[maccawozzagod]

a MOD should be somebody who is impartial to the debates/banter/insults and doesn't join in. Anybody who is a regular participant in the threads shouldn't get involved.

Please give Davo and Cashman a joint responsibility for the duties

 

[Mr T]

No cashman.
I have made a genuine offer, the ball is in Mr.T court.

Whilst you feel that I will need to pass on your details to the guys that "really" own, pay and run AccyWeb.

I'll do that soon but rather busy at present doing my job in admining the Club and staging matches.

 

[maccawozzagod]

Is the shop open today Mr T?

 

[lancsdave]

Is the shop open today Mr T?

Club is closed today. Town centre shop is open

 

[maccawozzagod]

I'm after a red and a yeller shirt in large, asti gettun one?

 

[lancsdave]

I'm after a red and a yeller shirt in large, asti gettun one?

I've got a large red here, not got a yeller one here.

 

[maccawozzagod]

Bung it to one side please Dave, I'll be down henceforth

 

[Chubbyman]

Whilst you feel that I will need to pass on your details to the guys that "really" own, pay and run AccyWeb.

I'll do that soon but rather busy at present doing my job in admining the Club and staging matches.

Mr T do we interpret that as you asking DAV007 if he likes sex and travel?

 

[choirboy]

Well if you want this forum to continue like amature hour than don't make me a MOD..

But if you want free speech, truth, honesty, integrity, help and a shoulder to cry on, then make me a MOD.

DAV to be a 'Proper MOD' you need to walk 'pigeon toed,' wear a suit with a fifteen inch centre vent up the back and drive a Lambretta 125 with 'eleventeen' mirrors dangerously weighing it down.