If you plan on taming him, and keeping him caged, as a pet.
You'll need to cut his toe nails occasionally, and only feed him your finest seed.
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If you plan on taming him, and keeping him caged, as a pet.
You'll need to cut his toe nails occasionally, and only feed him your finest seed.
He'd need a tail as well. I have seen some in shiny black neoprene. A tad expensive but what is the use of a pet without a tail to wag?
People could come to admire him from miles around.
Though make sure you use the right size plug.
Otherwise it will keep coming off, and feathers are a devil to get up.
I don't think I will be showing him, I want to keep him for breeding.
You see, apart from the odd shred of mirkin there are no droppings to speak of. A positive boon really.
You see, apart from the odd shred of mirkin there are no droppings to speak of. A positive boon really.
C'est la vie, darling, he'll just have to get over it. I will not have sulky councillors stamping about on my slates I can tell you. well not without a reduction in the rates anyway.
You really should get on to the council.
You see a pretty pet.
Your neighbours will see vermin.
You are probably right, and they wouldn't be wrong, but I would have to insist that he went to a good home, one where he has his own perch and fresh motion papers.
The council will try to see he goes to a good home.
If that's not possible, there's always Bernard Matthews.
There's a big demand for chicken nuggets.
He'd go down well, as part of a special offer.
He doesn't need a special offer, allegedly.
Maybe, but as the old Countess de Wolfe used to say to me.
What goes up, can also go down.
He might very well end up as a BOGOF.
He's listening you know. Keeps peeping over the troughing when he thinks I'm not looking.
Neither would have any effect hit or miss
The next time he does it, put some seed on your hand, and see if he'll come for you.
Better find some tissues first.
As usual, it takes a woman to tell it as it is. Well said, Margaret.
Well our Kenny mentioned the upcoming local elections, now in the run up to taking control of the council last May, the cry from Mossy and confederates was they were only interested in local issues, they had no time for anything south of Whitebirk. Well I think it will be a racing cert that when their leaflets drop on the mat behind your door they will be crammed to the hilt with anti government diatribe, with very little about HBC and of course the cursory message from our man in Westminster
Well our Kenny mentioned the upcoming local elections, now in the run up to taking control of the council last May, the cry from Mossy and confederates was they were only interested in local issues, they had no time for anything south of Whitebirk. Well I think it will be a racing cert that when their leaflets drop on the mat behind your door they will be crammed to the hilt with anti government diatribe, with very little about HBC and of course the cursory message from our man in Westminster
Well according to Cllr. Moss, as posted on here, I'm the Conservative's 'secret weapon', in the forthcoming local elections.
Perhaps I'm going to be used as a battering ram.
Though the 'secret' bit might now be a bit of a challenge.
Careless talk costs votes.