Gorilla's snatch.

[garinda]

It's been reported that police have entered the Celebrity Big Brother house to remove Pete Burn's gorilla coat, after receiving complaints from the public.

If he is found guilty of purchasing/wearing the skin of an endangered animal he faces a prison sentence.

Will he be banged up in Woormwood Scrubs or in Holloway ladies prison?

 

[Neil]

That reminds me of an ex-girlfriend.

 

[garinda]

That reminds me of an ex-girlfriend.

Why was she banged up in prison, or covered in fur?

 

[SPUGGIE J]

Either way it will be a blessing after the BB house.

 

[mthead]

So the title of the thread & thought, oh no Rindy you haven't!!!!!

 

[Madhatter]

He should be locked away anyway.

 

[mthead]

He should be locked away anyway.

Who Rindy?......PMSL.............

 

[Madhatter]

ye esp rindy.
hold on, no were meant to be starting our male escort business, he's the main man up north.

 

[SPUGGIE J]

ye esp rindy.
hold on, no were meant to be starting our male escort business, he's the main man up north.

And who is the main man in the south?????

 

[Madhatter]

dunno, we haven't got anybody yet, I'm in the midlands

 

[SPUGGIE J]

dunno, we haven't got anybody yet, I'm in the midlands

You might just have to "accost a willing party" try the BB house.

 

[Madhatter]

I'd accost that chantel, I'll be her escort free

 

[mrskitty]

After watching BB today i dont care which you throw him/her into,as long as its for good.s/he really let loose on Tracy,i thought it was well out of order.that gorilla wearing ugly he-she needs to be taught a lesson.

 

[garinda]

He's a nasty, nasty git.

 

[Doug]

He's a nasty, nasty git.

Few of them have been little else……Bit like monkey see monkey do...

 

[garinda]

Few of them have been little else……Bit like monkey see monkey do...

Only the men.

You're all such b*tches.

 

[Doug]

Only the men.

No problem, I’m happy with the fact.

 

[panther]

its a wonder they didnt mistake pete for a chimp! seen them lips before on the back of a car!

 

[garinda]

It turned out not to be gorilla, it was a more common primate. It would still have looked better on the monkey though, than that sad trollop.


What a waste of police time though, he wasn't going to run off with it.

 

[Gayle]

I wonder whether it's all for effect or whether he is seriously that nasty?