guide dog needed

chav1

chav1

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i am at a total loss as to what to buy my friend for xmas but i have an idea

seen as my friend has a glass eye i was thinking what could i get him to show how much i appreciate our friendship

like a bolt of lightening out of teh sky it suddenly hit me that if i poke out his good eye he would be totaly blind and be in need of a guide dog

what gift could be more thoughtful and practical at the same time

so if anyone knows where there are some knock off guide dogs going cheap please post below , theres no real rush i can blind him anytime but would like promt delivery coz once the good eyes out hell pretty much need the dog as soon as possible

thankyou for your time
 
chav1 said:
i am at a total loss as to what to buy my friend for xmas but i have an idea

seen as my friend has a glass eye i was thinking what could i get him to show how much i appreciate our friendship

like a bolt of lightening out of teh sky it suddenly hit me that if i poke out his good eye he would be totaly blind and be in need of a guide dog

what gift could be more thoughtful and practical at the same time

so if anyone knows where there are some knock off guide dogs going cheap please post below , theres no real rush i can blind him anytime but would like promt delivery coz once the good eyes out hell pretty much need the dog as soon as possible

thankyou for your time
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:rolleyes: clown
 
Reading between the lines I think Chav is asking us what he can buy his girlfriend for christmas :D
 
well i aint gonna get a guide dog with my advert stuck in anything goes now am i :rolleyes:
 
chav1 said:
well i aint gonna get a guide dog with my advert stuck in anything goes now am i :rolleyes:
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Why not get him a white stick instead? It's still going to be a difficult pressie to wrap but at least your friend isn't going to struggle trying to clean up after a stick if he goes for a walk in the park.:)
 
the bloke your on about chav needs glasses anyway, just for marrying who he married ;)
 
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Why not get him a white stick instead? It's still going to be a difficult pressie to wrap but at least your friend isn't going to struggle trying to clean up after a stick if he goes for a walk in the park.:)
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if i throw a ball the stick wont run into the road to get it ..

the guide dog might ;)
 
well i wentto the blid shop in accy today and would you believe they didnt have any bind people for sale :(
 
You do what i did chav - many years ago when the 'latest' thing was the pictures that were all dots etc and you shut one eye and stare at it and a picture appeared - well my brother in law at that time he liked puzzles etc - brains here bought him a book full of them. He had a glass eye.
 
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