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mrskitty

mrskitty

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I have had 'one of those days' today, so when i got a salesman knocking on my door 5 minutes ago (even though i have a sign on my door saying 'PLEASE DONT KNOCK AFTER 6:30') i took my pent up anger out on him-not only did i make him look like a fool,i totally pi**ed on his bonfire because he was really persistant(he was adamant i HAD to open my door which i dont do at this time of night).
LOL @ the conversation re the sign on my door-
saleman-"I cant read that"
Me-"you cant read that?"
SM-(reads the sign aloud)
Me-"you just told me you couldn't read it"
SM-*embarrassed*
Me-"so you dont need to go back to school-you just need to read signs before you bang on my door,wake my kid up and p*ss me off"
Salesman being persistant-
SM-(after relaying a rehearsed load of jargon about telephone lines)"So are you going to open the door and give me your details"
Me-"erm.....in a word,NO"
SM-"all your neighbours have joined"
Me-"ok let me talk to my neighbours to see why they signed your papers- then i will think about it"
SM-"that neighbour has a contract so they cant do it,and i have not been to your other neighbour yet"
Me-"so not only have you p**d me off knocking on my door your also lying to me"
SM-"im not a con man"
ME-"i never said you were!give me a brochure"
SM-"well how can i give you this brochure when your there?" (im hanging out my front window above a garden)
Me-"doesnt take a genius to work out how to walk four steps to hand me it,the gardens not even wet!"
SM-walks off red as a beetroot-without handing me anything!
:Banane26: :Banane26: :Banane26: ME 1-SALESMAN-0:Banane26: :Banane26: :Banane26:
 
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WillowTheWhisp said:
Oh don't they drive you up the wall!! I've had the voodoo woman from Fiji on the phone again today :mad: :D
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I quite liked getting those stupid sales calls, more often than not I left the phone on top of the budgies cage and let them talk to salesperson , or if I was in a bad mood I asked them for all their personal details the same as they ask me :D
 
OMG roflmao!!! He must be well fed up - he got the same grief off me earlier!! the one with the Dodgy accent I bet :rolleyes:

He came to mine earlier and I was upstairs trying my new works party outfit on!!!

Knock comes at the door, my son answers it...

SM ( Hi is you mum in?? )

Zack ( mum fella at door for you)..

Me (who is it and what does he want?? )

mumble mumble............

Zack ( someone about telephones )

Me ( No I'm not interested and I'm busy at the moment)

mumble mumble .............

Zack ( mum the man says the phone lines are going off )

Me ( wtf does he mean the phone lines are going off.......hold on I'm coming down )......I put my dressing gown on and make my way downstairs.

Zack ( the man has walked away )

Me - opens door he is stood 3 doors away now ( oi what do you mean phone lines are going off?? )

Sm ( oh I didn't mean the phone lines are going off!! it doesn't matter anyway, I will come back later )

Me ( you said that to get me to come down stairs you fooking Idiot, don't bother coming back later cos I might slap you next time ) slams door.........


Fooking p!ss taker............he only said that to get me to come down stairs.

Kitty have you got a number for these cold callers?? because I really want to ring that firm and give them a piece of my mind!!! I'm just in the mood.:mad:
 
I didnt get there number or anything-just alot of satisfaction (and was the same dodgy accent guy) from embarrasssing him!
He was trying to tell me a different company was changing billing etc for BT-yeah my ar*e!
 
misskitty said:
I didnt get there number or anything-just alot of satisfaction (and was the same dodgy accent guy) from embarrasssing him!
He was trying to tell me a different company was changing billing etc for BT-yeah my ar*e!
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yeah well I'm not even with BT I'm with bulldog!!

He ever turns up with a stunt like that again he will have sore bollox ........:(
 
SPUGGIE J said:
Buy a small portable electric generator and ask the next salesman at the door if you can wire it to his gooseberries to see if it works when you turn it on.
:eek: :s_fire: :Banane54:
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Haha yeah good idea!!! I swear I will know him if I ever see him again the little turd bag
 
i once had a salesman at the door wanting to know if i wanted ntl....i said no but would you like to buy a sim card :D he walked away happy cos he thought he'd got a bargain and i was happy with a fiver in mi pocket ;) kev was creased over laughing at me for ages afterwards :D
 
Good on you Miss Kitty, I hate salesmen/women coming to the door especially at night, he deserved everything he got!
 
Thankyou Grego-im sick of these poo-heads disturbing my evenings,waking jack up when im trying to relax.
Its worse because i have a sign that says no hawkers etc...
might change it to one thats taped over the window/letter box that says DONT BOTHER YOU WILL ONLY GET GRIEF:)
 
I only get cold callers if some dipstick leaves the main door open but I am being plagued by some strange woman who seems to have written me off!

On answering the phone I get this soft, sticky sweet voice asking me if I´ve arranged my funeral! If she came out with ´hello mate, how are the funeral arrangements going?´ it wouldn´t be so bad but she makes me feel like the whole family is already grieving.

It makes me chuckle and I can easily get rid of her but imagine some elderly lady receiving a call like that.
 
For phone calls, I just let the answering machine screen the calls (mostly for my kids anyhow).

I haven't seen a salesperson in ages. A German Shepard dog or two works wonders on em. They also work well on Jehovah witnesses!;)

Brian
 
lancsyorksyankee I haven't seen a salesperson in ages. A German Shepard dog or two works wonders on em. They also work well on Jehovah witnesses!
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What's the difference between a Lada car and a Jehovas Witness? You can shut the door on a Jehovas Witness.
 
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