Two articles in the newspaper today have really got me in a quandary. In one there is the good news that regularly eating chocolate (either milk or dark) makes it 11% less likely that a person will suffer a heart attack or stroke. However, on another page it states that if a person has trouble getting to sleep it is 4 times more likely they will have a stroke, and for someone having a sleep disorder it is more than twice as likely they will have a heart attack than a person who sleeps well.
Now my problem is this, I love milk chocolate and rather more than regularly partake of it. That’s the good news. Now I have a very good excuse why I should continue to do so. On the other hand I find it hard to get to sleep, and I have very bad sleeping habits, so where does that leave me?
Does this mean I have to often eat a big bar of chocolate to counter the ill-effects of my erratic sleeping behaviour, and if I do will everything be hunky-dory?
Found the answer, it’s OK. I’ve just reread the second article – the study was only conducted on men aged between 25 and 64, and as I am female and not between those ages anyway I’m going to assume it doesn’t apply to me. That’s feminine logic for you.
On the other hand I can now go away and happily relax with some chocolate knowing I am doing this for medical reasons. I will make a supreme effort and force myself to eat the family-sized block. After all I am also doing it for my family.
Now my problem is this, I love milk chocolate and rather more than regularly partake of it. That’s the good news. Now I have a very good excuse why I should continue to do so. On the other hand I find it hard to get to sleep, and I have very bad sleeping habits, so where does that leave me?
Does this mean I have to often eat a big bar of chocolate to counter the ill-effects of my erratic sleeping behaviour, and if I do will everything be hunky-dory?
Found the answer, it’s OK. I’ve just reread the second article – the study was only conducted on men aged between 25 and 64, and as I am female and not between those ages anyway I’m going to assume it doesn’t apply to me. That’s feminine logic for you.
On the other hand I can now go away and happily relax with some chocolate knowing I am doing this for medical reasons. I will make a supreme effort and force myself to eat the family-sized block. After all I am also doing it for my family.


