Healthy Eating

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Guess who is bleeding all over his keyboard because for the first time in five years he bought 'Healthy food' instead of micro-wave?

Yep it's me, ever so enthusiastic I start cutting my way into preparing a home cooked meal sharpened my knife and have almost sliced my little finger off!

Thank goodness I still have some proper stuff that I can Nuke.

Sod healthy I'll suffer the extra fat, I don't need to lose weight this drastically!

 

[emamum]

you seen to have a lot of food related accidents.... maybe its time for meals on wheels?

 

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you seen to have a lot of food related accidents.... maybe its time for meals on wheels?

How very true, here I am tissues wrapped around trying not to bleed onto the floor,

and you are trying to force me onto geriatric school meals!

If I wasn't feeling so faint from lack of blood I'd give you a right good telling off.

(actually, it will form a scar that I might just be able to convince my grandchildren was a little bit of daring do, so maybe it's not as bad as it seems).

 

[emamum]

put your hand up... will stop the bleeding.

what was it that you bled all over? something nice?