Just thought of something 'unethical' I do, I kick my mums stinking cat lightly up the backside so it whines and I have an excuse to pick it up and give it a big cuddle, which it hates even more.
i know another.....
mary had a little lamb,
she took it too a wedding.
she tied it too a lamp post,
and kicked its ****ing head in!...............that was bad wasnt it?...