Hello, Gordon calling

jaysay

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It appears that our wonderful leader Gordon Brown has got the habit of ringing people at random to get their views. If he rang you what would you say, and remember folks this is not the over 18s:D YET

I think I'd tell him the he'd be better off going back to bonny scotland and trying for a place on his homeland parliament, anything to get him out of our hair:rolleyes:
 
I'd advise him to retire with immediate effect. It would be in Labour's long term interests and certainly the countries!
 
the conversation...

GB...'hello'
Me...'who is this?'
GB.....'its the prime minister'
Me...'Tony Blair?'
GB....'no, the new prime minister'
Me....'the stand in then.. not the actual prime minister?'
GB....'erm...'
Me.....' So, how can i help you?'
GB.....' I am interested in your views'
Me......' oh right..... not enough help for single and low income families or the elderly and personally think that a prime minister should be elected into the post and not just have it passed onto him'
GB.....'erm.....'
Me....' I also think BT should be in trouble for passing my ex-directory number on to people'
GG......'ERM....'
Me....'goodbye Gordon'
 
I would tell him I'm signed up to the Telephone Preference service and that I would be reporting him for cold calling me.

Actually, if he phoned me up at 6am (apparently he made one of his first calls at this hour, presumably because he's so divorced from the real world, he doesn't realise that most people don't like to be disturbed at that time in the morning), all he would receive from me would be a two-word suggestion connected with sex and travel. ;)
 
jaysay said:
What with that grinding annoying smarmy voice:D
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Not just that, you would know it was him, as he has to pause after every sentence to do that STUPID thing where he has to suck his bottom lip in after he says anything :mad: I can't take that man seriously ( Not that anyone can ) ....... I am just sat waiting for when he does it next :rolleyes:


If he called me, I would tell him to get off the phone, I'm waiting for a exciting phone call off the Double Glazing sales team, that phone every tea time.
 
I would remind him that the labour party used to be the Labour party, and not the 'new Labour' tories that they have become.
 
Scotland is awash with call centres.

This experience could very well secure him a job in the very near future.
 
well even though i aint keen on him, i think its a good tactic n think a tactic other leaders would be wise to follow, think its probably a bit of envy on the saddo tory voters side.:rolleyes:
 
Actually he doesn’t ring numbers at random but in response to some of the many letters and emails that he receives daily.

My response would be to ask why we are not getting a referendum on the EU constitution thing when it was promised that we would get one.
 
I had better start writing the letter now then to ensure a phone call !
I would start with the price of fuel, the price of diesel,
the state of public transport due to privatisation,
the amount of wrapping on foods from supermarket,
the fact that there are too many supermarkets and that they are all out of town,
the state of the NHS and the price of perscriptions,
the state of education for those who can not afford to go private,
the lack of choice in education,
the state of law and order,
the fact that assylum seeks are not allowed to work,
the fact that many indigenous to this country wont/dont work,
the amount of tax/NI nsurance I have to pay,
the inability of the IR to understand life from the perspective of the small business person,
red tape drowning people etc etc etc etc

This should take us nicely up to 4pm and kill his day as well as run up the Downing St phone bill.
 
polly said:
I had better start writing the letter now then to ensure a phone call !
I would start with the price of fuel, the price of diesel,
the state of public transport due to privatisation,
the amount of wrapping on foods from supermarket,
the fact that there are too many supermarkets and that they are all out of town,
the state of the NHS and the price of perscriptions,
the state of education for those who can not afford to go private,
the lack of choice in education,
the state of law and order,
the fact that assylum seeks are not allowed to work,
the fact that many indigenous to this country wont/dont work,
the amount of tax/NI nsurance I have to pay,
the inability of the IR to understand life from the perspective of the small business person,
red tape drowning people etc etc etc etc

This should take us nicely up to 4pm and kill his day as well as run up the Downing St phone bill.
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Unfortunately we pay the telephone bill too polly:D
 
I'm sorry but if somebody phoned me claiming to be Gordon Brown i would definately think it was a wind up!
 
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