Just stating the obviousTinkerbelle said:Doug I am surprised at you, you really did leave yourself wide open with that one but seen as i am lady i will leave it well alone lol!!!
, now behave and get a grip 
Just stating the obviousTinkerbelle said:Doug I am surprised at you, you really did leave yourself wide open with that one but seen as i am lady i will leave it well alone lol!!!
, now behave and get a grip 

Saying now't, do you realise you writing in Dark Orchid willow, how nice it is to see the colourful side of people.WillowTheWhisp said:Look forward to seeing them when posted Margaret
Doug is pining because he can't get his hands on his Acker at the mo, poor love.![]()
I’d like to see them too Margaret.
I shell refrain from my John Inman impersonation and not utter anything against your pussy. 
Oh Margaret, you’ve just cost me a good and expensive glass of port with that reply. I pray to god your referring to your coon….Margaret Pilkington said:I'm glad you are going to leave aside the John Inman type comments about my pussy...... because you will be ever so impressed(I hope) when I finally get myself sorted with the pics
Oh no Margaret, only one a night, Jesus any more is too much for me these days. I admit you did take me with that one, it just hit that bit of the funny bone that makes you cry. Just letting my tea settle now and I'll have a nice bottle of Black Sheep to compensate. Still looking forward to seeing you coon. All I can say is thank god people know what we're on about. lol.Margaret Pilkington said:Oh, and I am sorry about the port...... what happened to it......did you spill it or spit it out in shock????????......anyway get yourself another glass!
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