It's all down to my versatility and good lighting.![]()
You mean in reality your a ugly ba***ed.

It's all down to my versatility and good lighting.![]()

Oh I can't wait to see you madam.......![]()
ummmmmmm
.....LIKEWISE......HEHEHE
all i did was say i had a rosebud in my garden - where can you change that into something rude?![]()
The shortest day of the year is drawing to a close.
Tomorrow I shall dance naked at dawn, welcoming the new year and the coming of lighter days.
Roll on summer.![]()
(Was that a cuckoo I just heard?)

I agree they are all smutty, and need spankin'.
u know that old saying red sky in the morning , shepherds warning
well how about
light skys in the evening , doggers greiving![]()
)Weaving would have made a better verse than using grieving. 4/10
(and if I was you I'd keep quiet on that subject young Chav.)

Yes I forgot you two spent such a lot of time together last year, didn't you......![]()

Not at all, but people do trust me with their secrets, it's good job I'm so discreet.![]()


The weather forecast has changed!!! Last night or this morning really when i posted that link it was supposed to be sunny!!! Now has it been sunny? lol Its been foggy all day can only see the lights on the cars going past now cant see the cars themselves.

Ya dozy devil, that's the London 5 day forecast!
Here is the Accy one, which might even include your bit of Rising Bridge.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/5day.shtml?id=1151
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