How the hell..................?

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Adam Cottier

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......has Calamity Crichton wangled a contract with Gillingham. Has he been administering sexual favours with his greasy gloves????

And, and,and..... he's going to be their goalkeeping coach!!!! What? how?

You can just imagine:

"today boys we are going to learn how to catch. um er um - wait a minute - I don't know what to do, lets move swiftly on to flapping at thin air - I have vast experience at that."

Bumbling idiot!!! Bet he's on a King's randsome as well.
 
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aaahhh but maybe he will make a better coach than the goalkeeper he has been in his latter years. Yes he was a nightmare for us and have heard in recent times not so good for other teams. But whos to say he wasn't a fab keeper in his earlier career. Otherwise why would we have ex players coaching all over the place. they can no longer play like they used to but it doesn't mean they can't teach and mentor up and coming players and current pro players also!
 
Hey I tell you I could have swore I saw andy dibble riding through Gt Harwood tonight on a bicycle! Could be wrong but I must remember to ask him on saturday!! Or maybe you could ask for me fearon ;)

Ps well done getting to your 1000th post fearon :)
 
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Adam Cottier said:
......has Calamity Crichton wangled a contract with Gillingham. Has he been administering sexual favours with his greasy gloves????

Now then Adam - I seem to remember you were Crichton's biggest fan in the post match coach debate coming back from Carlisle last season, when the 2 young ladies opposing you were giving you holy hell.
Or am I mistaken?
Or have you really seen the light and appreciate what nearly everyone else knew from (before) his first appearance?
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And I Didnt Think Gillingham Could Get Any Worse ............. But Now The Crichton Curse Has Arrived, We Might Soon See Them In League 2 (Thats Where We`ll Both Be Next Season !!!)
 
Adam Cottier said:
......has Calamity Crichton wangled a contract with Gillingham. Has he been administering sexual favours with his greasy gloves????

And, and,and..... he's going to be their goalkeeping coach!!!! What? how?

You can just imagine:

"today boys we are going to learn how to catch. um er um - wait a minute - I don't know what to do, lets move swiftly on to flapping at thin air - I have vast experience at that."

Bumbling idiot!!! Bet he's on a King's randsome as well.
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Wouldn't worry about it Adam, Gillingham's a long way from Accy - thankfully!!!

Stanleybabe :)
 
Redraine said:
Adam Cottier said:
......has Calamity Crichton wangled a contract with Gillingham. Has he been administering sexual favours with his greasy gloves????

Now then Adam - I seem to remember you were Crichton's biggest fan in the post match coach debate coming back from Carlisle last season, when the 2 young ladies opposing you were giving you holy hell.
Or am I mistaken?
Or have you really seen the light and appreciate what nearly everyone else knew from (before) his first appearance?
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Maybe this is a double bluff... maybe Adam and Calamity are good buddys :D
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