I'm back!!!!!!!

[DaveinGermany]

Strange but true. I was also promised gas and air

Considering the action taking place, surely extra gas & air would seem a tad superfluous?

 

[Margaret Pilkington]

Strange but true. I was also promised gas and air but they said they would see how it was first(wasn't that painfu just like being bloated) I watched on a monitor - that's a movie I never want to see again

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At least you can say that you are clever enough to have looked up your own bottom

 

[DaveinGermany]

At least you can say that you are clever enough to have looked up your own bottom

Is that like having your "head up yer arse"?

 

[Margaret Pilkington]

Similar, but not quite as nasty.
After all there is a good range of shampoo on the market without resorting to real poo(sorry...I could not help myself)