Imagine this....

8 GET OUT OF IRAQ
Our involvement in Iraq has been the most misguided foreign adventure since Napoleon said: "I hear Moscow's nice at this time of year." As Prime Minister, I will bring back every British soldier and let the Iraqis get on with the national pastime of killing each other. And I'll put His Tonyness on trial for crimes against humanity and the Armed Services.
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I'd have to be 100% behind this one, no more of our younger folk should be killed
for a mistake made several years ago, (our troops deserve better than this!)

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Alas I think he's a bit wrong on this one:

1 ENCOURAGE GLOBAL WARMING
Britons will be encouraged, through discounts and tax relief, to drive 4x4s, Jaguars and BMWs. Not only will this give a valuable boost to our oil industry, but it will encourage climate change. And what's not to like about global warming? Holland gets flooded and we get California's weather. That's what I call a win/win situation.
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I wish it did mean we would get California's weather but fear it doesn't. Global warming means an end to the gulf stream which brings warmer waters to our shores. Global warming = British cooling.
 
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