Impossible headlines..

[smudgie]

Could be the best 1 yet that gaz!!!

 

[Tealeaf]

"Russell Whalley wins £308,000 on 3 Legged Pit Pony and donates to ASFC"

Whalley's £308,000 betting win under investigation for race fixing​

Ooops...not unlikely

 

[CLAYTON RED]

The Three Stooges gain a warm welcome after receiving there honors in business Studies

 

[Kiwi John]

Stanley loose!

 

[loweiy]

nice one john!!!

 

[Pendle Red]

one for Tuesday headlines

Stanley play Cobblers

 

[Rob249]

Bradford city fans decide to stop posting on accyweb and concentrate on their own club.

 

[SamF]

Coleman announced as Bradford manager.

 

[mab]

stanley go with in 2pts of leaders after 3-0 win and 6th clean sheet of the season...... now who would have thought that:d

 

[jaysay]

stanley go with in 2pts of leaders after 3-0 win and 6th clean sheet of the season...... now who would have thought that:d

Only Chelsea have concede one goal besides Stanley ad they've only played 4 matches so far

 

[Chimer]

Only Chelsea have concede one goal besides Stanley ad they've only played 4 matches so far

Though as I had to concede when pointing this out to a Chelsea fan at work, they have scored 17 at the other end!

But who cares? On Stanley On!

 

[jaysay]

Though as I had to concede when pointing this out to a Chelsea fan at work, they have scored 17 at the other end!

But who cares? On Stanley On!

Ya but they do have a bit of luck and run of the ball

 

[Kiwi John]

Everyone Sticks to Thread Title.

 

[ukcowboy]

ONeil shares Ilyas's vision, meeting to be held NEXT WEEK.

 

[maccawozzagod]

next week arrives

 

[jaysay]

Lionel Messi has said he'd like to finish his career with Accrington Stanley

 

[st06nc2]

ACCRINGTON STANLEY Finacially Safe

 

[ukcowboy]

ACCRINGTON STANLEY Finacially Safe

Once Don and EW ****** off, then this headline will become a reality at some point, so not really impossible lol...............mind you it made me smile!!

 

[yonmon]

"ACCRINGTON STANLEY RETURN TO THE CONFERENCE"

.....Totally impossible !!!

 

[Rob249]

bookmakers stop taking bets on stanley winning the league!!