Inults

[pendy]

Sorry - missed the Astor one earlier!

 

[yerself]

Another parliamentary one. I've forgotten who said it though.

"You are educated beyond your intelligence."

 

[lindsay ormerod]

How about these 2; "You are a waste of a good skin" and "There is a village somewhere missing it's idiot"

 

[Sara]

One more brain cell and you could 'av been a plant.

 

[Acrylic-bob]

Jean Harlow, on meeting Margot Asquith: "Hiya Margott".
Lady Asquith: "The 't' is silent, as in Harlow.

An Irish Academic received a Christmas Card from Gareth Fitzgerald, then the Irish Prime Minister. They didn'y get on, and so the card was returned with the following message: " I return your seasonal greetings with contempt. May your hypocritical words choke you. And may they choke you sooner in the New Year rather than later."

 

[Acrylic-bob]

Winston Churchill of Clement Attlee: "A modest little person, with much to be modest about."

 

[WillowTheWhisp]

"Sir, I am unsure whether you will die on the scaffold or of the pox!"

Response? -

"That, my Lord, depends on whether I embrace your Lordship's morals, or your Lordship's mistress!"

Nice one!

That was between the Earl of Sandwich and John Wilkes.

I love this one:


"She plunged into a sea of platitudes, and with the powerful breast stroke of a channel swimmer, made her confident way towards the white cliffs of the obvious."
(Somerset Maugham but no idea who he was talking about

 

[panther]

Are your parents siblings?

 

[panther]

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

 

[panther]

Slit your wrists - it will lower your blood pressure.

 

[panther]

You are about as useful as a windshield wiper on a goat's ass.

 

[Margaret Pilkington]

Panther I love that last one......gave me a real giggle. I will be using that from now on!