Inventions

i bet they didn't sell any. if you sat on it would just squash. AND £20 FOR A PIECE OF CARDBOARD WHAT TYPE OF THICK SH*T WOULD PAY £20 FOR A PIECE OF CARDBOARD WHICH IS SHAPED LIKE A CHAIR. whoever came up with that idea has some serious mental issues.
garinda said:
Exactly! They wanted to sell 'em for 20 quid a pop, to people sat on the hill at Wimbledon, watching Timmy getting whipped.
 
luke orourke 1988 said:
how would you see where you were going.
Idiot! They're 12 ft poles....your washing is hung above the level of the windscreen. By my calculation, with the right line rigging, one 20 minute journey would be enough to dry all a weeks washing for a family of four.
 
That was one of the crap ideas that didn't get any investment!
A good idea that was funded, was a guy that had an agreement to put kiosks in every London tube station [about 240,] which sold brollies for a pound. Fair enough, but he could also sell advertising on the kiosk, which was the size of a photo booth.
The posibilities there are enormous, he won the most investment in the series.
 
i guess it could work if you wanted to drive round with a washing linbe on your car. and showing everybody your underwear.
Tealeaf said:
Idiot! They're 12 ft poles....your washing is hung above the level of the windscreen. By my calculation, with the right line rigging, one 20 minute journey would be enough to dry all a weeks washing for a family of four.
 
luke orourke 1988 said:
i guess it could work if you wanted to drive round with a washing linbe on your car. and showing everybody your underwear.
Why restrict it to your own Y fronts? You could take the neighbours washing out for a drive as welll....in fact, you could even have "Washing Cruising Parties", where all the girlies drove round Accy in one lot of cars and all the lads did the same and everyone chats each other up. It beats bashing each other over the head with Alcopop bottles every saturday night. people would come from miles around....

Were'nt you the one that was complaining about there being nowt to do in Accy?
 
yeh true i suppose. good invention.
Tealeaf said:
Why restrict it to your own Y fronts? You could take the neighbours washing out for a drive as welll....in fact, you could even have "Washing Cruising Parties", where all the girlies drove round Accy in one lot of cars and all the lads did the same and everyone chats each other up. It beats bashing each other over the head with Alcopop bottles every saturday night. people would come from miles around....

Were'nt you the one that was complaining about there being nowt to do in Accy?
 
luke orourke 1988 said:
yeh true i suppose. good invention.
Thank you. I'm even thinking of making a movie of it, once it gets started....I'm going to call it "Accrington Graffitti" & I shall be writing to Spielburg to see if he wants to direct.
 
making a movie of what.
Tealeaf said:
Thank you. I'm even thinking of making a movie of it, once it gets started....I'm going to call it "Accrington Graffitti" & I shall be writing to Spielburg to see if he wants to direct.
 
luke orourke 1988 said:
you mean you want to make a film, of a car, carrying a washing line around accy.now im confused
Yeah. Why not? If Eastwood can win a couple of Oscars for some tale of a lass in a boxing ring, then I can't see the problem of making a film about mobile washing lines.
 
has anyone thought of inventing something that doesnt effect people that have allergies (such as me ) i cant have smellie candles, plug ins ambi pur puts me out of action for at least a week, its pure perfume, hence the fact I CANT WEAR PERFUME, hence the fact that im always bad after an acc web meet, perfume girls, after shave men, but it dont stop me give me a couple of days back on my feet. yes i have an invention for you, even black & decker have seen it, but costs to much to develop, aaaaaa well. things are wot they are .i could have been rich .
 
Your keeping it under your hat Mez? Give us a bit of a clue, what did Black & Decker see & we'll guess!
 
sorry cannot tell it is under the patent laws its illegal for me to say just wish i could find a cheaper way of doing it thats all its brill
SORRY FOLKS
 
Mez's invention is a cappocinno maker which is stuck on the end of a Black and Decker power drill.
 
mez said:
has anyone thought of inventing something that doesnt effect people that have allergies (such as me ) i cant have smellie candles, plug ins ambi pur puts me out of action for at least a week, its pure perfume, hence the fact I CANT WEAR PERFUME, hence the fact that im always bad after an acc web meet, perfume girls, after shave men, but it dont stop me give me a couple of days back on my feet.
I wish I'd have known Mez. The next I come I won't put anything on.
 
First time I read your invention Tea I thought you meant the poles sticking out sideways! (yes, alright I know, don't say it!) I was wondering how you were going to drive round Accy without poking every other car and pedestrian. :o
 
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