Inventions

PLEASE WEAR YOUR CLOTHES // he he he, no its just something people dont think about, but REALLY something I have to live with, would never inflict it on anyone else by saying , whimpishly ooooooo please dont wear any perfume/ aftershave cos im coming out with you to-night, i love the smell of diff perfumes& such, but sadly i cant wear, my cross no-one elses
im still alive & kicking kids dont worry
 
mez said:
PLEASE WEAR YOUR CLOTHES // he he he, no its just something people dont think about, but REALLY something I have to live with, would never inflict it on anyone else by saying , whimpishly ooooooo please dont wear any perfume/ aftershave cos im coming out with you to-night, i love the smell of diff perfumes& such, but sadly i cant wear, my cross no-one elses
im still alive & kicking kids dont worry
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I'll have you know I had a beautiful body. Until she left me for someone else. I know what you mean Mez. My problem is I where so much of the stuff, I would normally use a lynx body spray and the coat myself in 1881. It must be terrible for someone with allergies. How do you feel about Coal Tar soap.
 
HATE THE DAMM STUFF nothing like chanel no;5 or my fav amaris or samsara i love perfume/ after shave
just suffer day after
ha ha ha , no one please worry , ( god wish id never mentioned it now )
 
I would like someone to invent a toilet seat that puts itself down after a chap has been to the toilet.
And a toilet that would give a chap just a teensy electric shock if he peed on the floor.
I hate cleaning round the base of the toilet where all the pee splashes are!
 
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Margaret Pilkington said:
I would like someone to invent a toilet seat that puts itself down after a chap has been to the toilet.
And a toilet that would give a chap just a teensy electric shock if he peed on the floor.
I hate cleaning round the base of the toilet where all the pee splashes are!
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I bet your chap is really looking forward to the next accyweb meet lol. :rolleyes: We men don't pee on the floor; :) after all we have had years of practise. Have you ever thought that it maybe you ladies? :eek: If you look there’s a wee gap between the seat and the porcelain, are the lights on ladies, are you getting my drift? After all we’re the one’s that end up wiggling our toes in it in the mornings. :( Its you lot peeing horizontally instead of vertically…lol. :)

Why would a man need something to put the loo seat down? :confused: We already have something that does that? ;)
 
Well......why don't you use it then......and it is definitely not me peeing on the floor.
I am sure that the aim goes the same way as the eyesight as you lot get older..... either that or you don't mind where you shake the drops.
 
Margaret Pilkington said:
Well......why don't you use it then......and it is definitely not me peeing on the floor.
I am sure that the aim goes the same way as the eyesight as you lot get older..... either that or you don't mind where you shake the drops.
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I didn't do it......There nothing wrong with our aim. We get a hole in one first time and every time. I bet it was that bloody Monty!!!!!!!
 
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