I don't want intimate pictures of me appearing in the papers.
Deary, deary me! Ever the optimist eh Mike?

I don't want intimate pictures of me appearing in the papers.

One would hope there is no naked selfies on thereI've noticed that. I think they are saved to the ICloud.


I will have a smart phone when they bring one out which will dust, hoover, peel spuds, wash, iron and put it all away.
Now, that really will be a SMART phone.

Never mind all that, how can we stop The Sun publishing butt naked photos of me, which were hacked from iCloud?
Just wondering, why were you taking pictures of your bottom in the first place?

Just wondering, why were you taking pictures of your bottom in the first place?
I've heard of 'selfies' but that's taking it a bit far!
I was trying out the wide angle setting.
Never mind all that, how can we stop The Sun publishing butt naked photos of me, which were hacked from iCloud?
You have a big bottom?
Don't take them in the first place.
I can't see any reason for taking such photos and putting them on iCloud if you didn't want them to be seen.
The Sun, if you stoop that low you need your bottom photographing.
Don't take them in the first place.
I can't see any reason for taking such photos and putting them on iCloud if you didn't want them to be seen.

Have you been taking me seriously?![]()