Is This Love?

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Less

Grand Wizard Of The Inner Clique
Overlooker
I think I have an admirer, perhaps it could even be a stage further than this, I just don't know. Please, be patient whilst I try to explain.

Those of you that know me understand that I don't have a great deal of time for cats, the house I used to live in had a back garden and I was always complaining about the local cats using it as a litter tray.

I moved to a different house recently and the back yard is completely concreted, low maintenance nowhere for them to use, (great), there is a local cat very nice to look at ginger striped always reminds me of the Cheshire cat from Alice in Wonderland, (I'm sure it has that sort of smile).

When I first moved in it treated me with suspicion always running away when I went out to hang my washing. This past week however, if I just appear at the kitchen window it jumps onto the window sill and says 'hello'.

If I go outside it comes over to me purring away and rubbing itself against my legs, over the past three days it has started leaving me gifts by my back door, a mouse, a young rat and I don't know where it got it from but a young hen chick!

The questions are.... Is this love? What have I done to deserve it? and what can I do to use this sudden attraction to take advantage of the females of my own species?:D
 
Yes, Less I think it IS love. Cats are similarly fickle as women are......so if you can get this cat eating out of your hand (metaphorically, that is), then maybe you will have similar success with a lady.
I love cats and would never consider a man who didn't, at least, like cats
 
Less said:
The questions are.... Is this love? What have I done to deserve it? and what can I do to use this sudden attraction to take advantage of the females of my own species?:D
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I intend calling the RSPCA to report you for giving absinthe to the local cat population :rolleyes::D:D
 
LancYorkYankee said:
Aw Less, I knew under that tough, cantankarous exterior, you had some admirable qualities!

Brian
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O.K. the barbies about the right temperature, cat burgers for everyone?
:surprise:

(How dare you accuse me of having qualities!!!!):D
 
Oh Noooooooooo, Less how could you? One of the most loving cats I ever had was a marmalade stray tom cat....he was so soppy, and loved to be cuddled and made a fuss of.
 
Neil said:
I intend calling the RSPCA to report you for giving absinthe to the local cat population :rolleyes::D:D
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And what is the insinuation there I wonder? Any lower and you could tickle the Cheshire cats belly. Imagine doing that to a fellow Accy web member tut tut. You should be ashamed of your self. Off to the corner and right 1000 times " I am sorry for upsetting fellow members" want it by 10am tommorow morning 10/06/07
 
Just to let you all know, being the softy that I am, one of our members got in touch with me and asked if I would like a kitten, my first reaction was 'no way on earth!' but being the fool that I am it seems it will be ready for me in about 10 days, well what can I do? I'm a sucker for anything soft and furry!

So I might just be asking advise later, be prepared for a confused cat handler.
:o
 
First piece of advice - don't sit on it! It may curl up and try to imitate a cushion but there the resemblance ends as cushions do not have sharp claws.
 
WillowTheWhisp said:
First piece of advice - don't sit on it! It may curl up and try to imitate a cushion but there the resemblance ends as cushions do not have sharp claws.
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Who gave you the idea it was going to be a house cat? I will allow it the freedom of the backyard, (and anyones garden patch that it can find, revenge is sweet!).

:)
 
Oh, Less....if you get this kitten please let it into your house as well as your heart......you will be well rewarded (as long as you have a scratching pole that is).
 
My hubby was not known as a 'cat lover'....he wasn't exactly a cat hater either......just tolerant of the species. Until a little black kitten walked into our house about 10 weeks after he had had a stroke.....and was in the 'slough of despond'. She transformed his life, made him smile again and pick up the threads of his life and set him on the road to recovery.......something which I could not do.
 
Cats have a way of being able to sneak through a door when you are not looking Less.

You may open the door with not a sign of kittykins anywhere in sight but the moment you turn round to close it you will find something small and furry standing behind you.

You may think you have cat-proofed the windows but you'll be surprised. Cats know how to overcome these obstacles.

Go on, be a softy and let it live inside with you.
 
You lot are so soft................do you really think less would leave a small pussycat outside in the cold ? of course not he will be letting it in the house:)















Anyway his back yard is to small to swing a cat his frontroom is much bigger:D
 
less ........don't forget to feed the little kitty cos cats can't live on mouses alone you know.........:rolleyes::D
 
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