Its Official!

entwisi

entwisi

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I do work at a holiday camp.....

Julie has always said I don't so much as go to work as turn up to teh holiday camp. Well, I came in yesterday morning to find a large section of teh Foyer sectioned off. So in addition to

Fully subsidised restaurant
On site shop with ironing service/dry cleaning/photo develop/papers/sweets/cards etc
Fully equipped Gym with personal trainers
Aerobics/callenetics/circuits
2 football pitches
rugby pitch
rounders pitch
cricket pitch(and nets)
crown green balls
putting green
croquet green
3 tennis courts
2 squash courts
Sports and Social Bar
on site massage/aromatherapy

We now have (no more than 20 yds from my desk) a STARBUCKS!!!!

Geesh, its a hard life...........


:)

(Or is it the end of the world as I know it????????)

Ian
 
Oh no poor you how awful to have to go to work there everyday i guess you always say no to overtime! lol
 
God no!

They pay me from leaving home to getting home @ double time plus I can claim the mileage(108) at 45p/mile. Anytime they want me I'm there!

Mind you that is teh downside, 108 miles a day to go to work!
 
So, where on earth is this heavenly workplace, I would even consider moving back to Bash for a job like that.
 
I work at a site just south of Knutsford. Its owned by Barclays Bank who outsourced me to a global IT shop called Accenture.

If you can be bothered to look on google maps its on teh corner of teh A50 and stocks lane near over peover
 
entwisi said:
I work at a site just south of Knutsford. Its owned by Barclays Bank who outsourced me to a global IT shop called Accenture.

If you can be bothered to look on google maps its on teh corner of teh A50 and stocks lane near over peover
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Thank you, obviously I should have known it would be an IT job which, kind of, puts me out of the running. If they have anything going for a boring old accountant let me know, I fit that bill pretty well.;)
 
JohnW said:
Thank you, obviously I should have known it would be an IT job which, kind of, puts me out of the running. If they have anything going for a boring old accountant let me know, I fit that bill pretty well.;)
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Gordon Brown needs someone who is good at financial know how. Give him a bell at 11 or is it 10 Downing Street.
 
the only way that job could get better is if hooters opened up across the road and maybe a brothel for the single gentleman :D
 
Did I mention the influx of philipino girls? ;)

Not that I would be interested of course but for all you single gents out there
 
entwisi said:
Did I mention the influx of philipino girls? ;)

Not that I would be interested of course but for all you single gents out there
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I will take one if you have too many. :D
 
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