Some posh bint and her mates have dumped a pile of horse crap on Jeremy Clarkson's drive. Some of the comments on this article from the Daily Torygraph are brilliant.
Clarkson, the Baronet’s granddaughter and a pile of poo - Telegraph Blogs
Clarkson, the Baronet’s granddaughter and a pile of poo - Telegraph Blogs
i know one who actually did it in a sink in a pub bogs in norwich n that was 60s