"Manchester United have confirmed that striker Michael Owen will not be offered a new contract and will be leaving the club.
The 32-year-old former England forward joined the Old Trafford club in July 2009 but made just 52 appearances. "
Younger than some of last season's team (Hess, Kev Mc)
. Doesn't need the money, so might come for "pay as you play" (say, 50 quid a goal?
). Won't have to move house ............ Scouser ........... 
As I say, just a thought ..............
The 32-year-old former England forward joined the Old Trafford club in July 2009 but made just 52 appearances. "
Younger than some of last season's team (Hess, Kev Mc)
. Doesn't need the money, so might come for "pay as you play" (say, 50 quid a goal?
). Won't have to move house ............ Scouser ........... 
As I say, just a thought ..............

You'd probably have more chance by offering him sheep. 