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I wouldn't mind if it was at night whilst were tucked up in bed but he keeps catching our legs whilst his 'hunting'
Get rid of it then.
Ah, now that explains why I've never been successful with fish, I used to let mine out at night.
His not done it since i made this thread........hoping it was a one off
No it isn't they seem to stay weird for ever!
i thought my fish had epilepsy but the vet said all they needed was to be put back into water and they would be fine
Your cat - or Felix Domesticus - is a singular creature. It will live with you contentedly, allowing you to feed it, stroke it and generally adore it but, every now and then, it will give you a swipe of the unsheathed claw just to remind you its ancestors were wild and ferocious, and it could be ferocious too - if it could be bothered - which it can't.
Occasionally it will have to go "berresk" and fly round the room, 3 feet above the floor, by means of the curtains, wallpaper and 3-piece suite. This (according to my late father - a cat lover, cat trainer and cat connoisseur) is having a "Tommy Berry Do". No human being (apart from my late father) seems to have a clue who Tommy Berry is or was - but Felix Domesticus does, and pays homage to this mysterious figure in its flight up and down your best curtains (velour is favoured - a downward-sliding cat's claws can make the most intricate patterns in the nap).
The reward for your patience, and your persistant worship in the form of providing very expensive cat food to be ignored and allowed to become encrusted with bluebottle eggs, is that Felix Domesticus will keep your environment free of vermin. It will also reward you with the eminently sensual brushing of your lower legs with its silky fur and the companionship of its presence on your knee as it purrs you into willing submission.
Cats! Love them or hate them - you'd be overrun with rats and mice without them.
Occasionally it will have to go "berresk" and fly round the room, 3 feet above the floor, by means of the curtains, wallpaper and 3-piece suite. This (according to my late father - a cat lover, cat trainer and cat connoisseur) is having a "Tommy Berry Do". No human being (apart from my late father) seems to have a clue who Tommy Berry is or was - but Felix Domesticus does, and pays homage to this mysterious figure in its flight up and down your best curtains (velour is favoured - a downward-sliding cat's claws can make the most intricate patterns in the nap).
The reward for your patience, and your persistant worship in the form of providing very expensive cat food to be ignored and allowed to become encrusted with bluebottle eggs, is that Felix Domesticus will keep your environment free of vermin. It will also reward you with the eminently sensual brushing of your lower legs with its silky fur and the companionship of its presence on your knee as it purrs you into willing submission.
Cats! Love them or hate them - you'd be overrun with rats and mice without them.
Love it West Ender!!!!
My postman actually plays with my cat (she ((the cat)) seems to think she is in fact a rottweiler) and so posting letters seems to take a lot of faffing and laffing from either side lol
I didnt really rate cats before I got this one (was working so couldnt look after a dog), but wouldnt give Bob up for anything now!
My postman actually plays with my cat (she ((the cat)) seems to think she is in fact a rottweiler) and so posting letters seems to take a lot of faffing and laffing from either side lol
I didnt really rate cats before I got this one (was working so couldnt look after a dog), but wouldnt give Bob up for anything now!
Our cat has a shoe fetish, Onlyme. It is mainly leather shoes, especially Laura's school shoes, and most of all when they're newly polished. She rolls on them, rubs on them, dribbles on them, sticks her face inside them, cuddles them and clutches them in her paws. I think it's the combination of leather polish and the smell of Laura's feet. What ever it is, it sends her completely loopy. 