Knitting pattern

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Is there any-one out there capable of knitting me a scarf?
I would like one that is designed similar to the attachment below.

 

[WillowTheWhisp]

That looks like it's got a lot of dropped stitches.

 

[Margaret Pilkington]

Get your pet spider to do it!

 

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Get your pet spider to do it!

I don't keep spiders as pets, they are my emergency rations.

 

[Margaret Pilkington]

Well, then get them to make you one BEFORE you use them as emergency rations!

 

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I've had no luck with the scarf, perhaps some-one would be kinder with one of these:-

Knit your own Fridge

It's the ninth button down on the right.