Laying lino

[katex]

Give him a kiss...you'll grow to love him, he's a sweetie really.

Well, if he were sad and lonely, crying for his momma, maybe my mothering instincts would kick in and I would suckle the poor creature, but think for now would rather see him put down out of compassion.

 

[garinda]

Well, if he were sad and lonely, crying for his momma, maybe my mothering instincts would kick in and I would suckle the poor creature, but think for now would rather see him put down out of compassion.

I said give him a kiss...not get yer baps out!


It's not Chav!

 

[Tinkerbelle]

Did Grannyclaret ever knit that balaclava for her? It might come in handy now ...... the weathers getting colder .....

 

[garinda]

Did Grannyclaret ever knit that balaclava for her? It might come in handy now ...... the weathers getting colder .....

No but the bootees were too big, so she's been wearing them as bonnets.

Bit late to start showing motherly love now, don't you think?

She's nine and a half in dog years.

 

[Tinkerbelle]

....... and you didn't believe she was yours !! The resemblance is more than coincidence don't you think?

 

[katex]

She's nine and a half in dog years.

Can we please make our mind up whether 'tis a him/her

PMSL.. where do you two get this crazy humour from

 

[Tinkerbelle]

Can we please make our mind up whether 'tis a him/her

The doctors have yet to decide katex

 

[garinda]

The doctors have yet to decide katex

I was so happy when I got the job of being her carer, that she had a giddy sense of humour.

 

[garinda]

You might as well have a photo of Tindy's twin, the one you made us give up for adoption, whilst you are showing an interest.

 

[Tinkerbelle]

You might as well have a photo of Tindy's twin, the one you made us give up for adoption, whilst you are showing an interest

OMFG!! I have just literally pi**ed myself laughing .......... it's the guilt of abondoning such a beautiful child

 

[garinda]

OMFG!! I have just literally pi**ed myself laughing .......... it's the guilt of abondoning such a beautiful child

Yes the child you made us give up is beautiful, though I might have to demand a DNA test on Trisha, especially after your sordid one night stand with Mr Bean.

 

[Tinkerbelle]

especially after your sordid one night stand with Mr Bean.

Now, now Rindy don't be sore about that ....... it was slightly bigger than a bean

 

[katex]

OMFG!! I have just literally pi**ed myself laughing .......... it's the guilt of abondoning such a beautiful child

What worries me is, I have a mole on my left arm in exactly the same place .. only saving grace is ...no disposable nappies when I was a baby. Phew.

 

[garinda]

You know Tinks, you broke mine and Tindy's heart when you deserted us, never mind the baby you decided we couldn't keep.

We could have been such a beautiful family.

 

[garinda]

...and grown happier, and hairier, over the coming years.

 

[shillelagh]

you sure you got enough hair there rindy?

 

[Tinkerbelle]

...and grown happier, and hairier, over the coming years

Rind please !! I'm heart broken for what could have been. That could have been my family




.............. (I've also really wet myself )

 

[garinda]

you sure you got enough hair there rindy?

Hair where?

 

[Less]

Can we please make our mind up whether 'tis a him/her

I would say that rindy is some sort of 'him', It's just that the way he used to play with dolls in the queg's playground that turned him into what he is now.

 

[garinda]

I would say that rindy is some sort of 'him', It's just that the way he used to play with dolls in the queg's playground that turned him into what he is now.



We didn't have time to play, we had fagging duties to perform in between lessons.