Ah yes, the removal of the Market Hall benches.
I had a visitation.
No, a real one.
I wasn't tripping on L.S.D., and imagining a spooky incarnation of the Deputy Leader of Hyndburn B.C. on my doorstep.
I was told I was right.
The benches were damaged beyond repair, when they were removed, as part of this experiment.
But I was very naughty boy, saying those gypsies had been told to take them away, because as sure as Kashmir is India, all the broken bits are still there in the coucil yard. So my informant was wrong.
