lie game?

[emamum]

flashy is excited about christmas because there will be a man in her bedroom

 

[beechy]

emamum is jealous

 

[katex]

Beechy really lives in a canal barge under the Whalley Road bridge, next to the Albion .. they bring him beers every night. His holiday home is parked up in the harbour at St. Tropez.

 

[harwood red]

Katex hates all men and DIY should only be done by a woman

 

[BERNADETTE]

Harwood Red can't stand football and especially Accrington Stanley

 

[harwood red]

Harwood Red can't stand football and especially Accrington Stanley

well done Bernie you made made me laugh and thats not a lie!!!!!! However.....

Bernadette is always very rude and would never apologise to anyone!!

 

[flashy]

harwood red doesnt like beer

 

[Neil]

I thought I saw a supermodel in Woolies last night then realised it was flashytart.

 

[flashy]

ok Neil explain that one as a lie then you doofus lol, so there was a supermodel in woolies and i wasnt there

 

[Neil]

ok Neil explain that one as a lie then you doofus lol, so there was a supermodel in woolies and i wasnt there

I was lying by saying I mistook you for one - Durr brain

 

[cashman]

I was lying by saying I mistook you for one - Durr brain

Neil killed all the animals in Rhyddings park tonight.

 

[Neil]

Neil is not about to go and collect 7 Bantams to put in the park.

So if anyone wants to see them don't go to the Park at about 10:15am today

 

[Mick]

yes mick doesnt tell lies

Er Beechy are you saying i dont tell the truth

 

[Neil]

Is that a target for Rindy's spear tonight at the meeting?

 

[emamum]

neil thinks a bantam is a mobile phone game....

 

[Neil]

Neil wasn't just chasing a mobile phone game around the park

 

[flashy]

Neil is really called pauline and lives on her own in a shed in blackburn

 

[mrskitty]

Flashytart loves to lick shepherds in thongs and eats blended horse meat for breakfast every tuesday morning....

 

[flashy]

kitty has 10 kids and wants another 5

 

[Tinkerbelle]

Flashy ****s for a fiver ...


(it is a lie her going rates £4.99 on a BOGOF offer)