Limericks - add a line

J

JohnW

Proper Accy
Weaver
OK - another thread on which to waste our time......

Let's make up our own Limericks a line at a time. I'm sure you all know but I'll tell you anyway. A Limerick is a five line rhyme. The first two lines rhyme, the third and fourth lines rhyme and the last line rhymes with the first, eg.

There was a young girl of Southbend,
Who had only 'tuppence' to spend,
So what could be nicer,
Than a Pendleton's twicer?
Ice cream, with a lolly each end.

Right I'll start:-

There once was a lady called Janet,
 
There once was a lady called Janet,
Who lived on a far away planet,
When she landed on Earth,
 
There once was a lady called Janet,
Who lived on a far away planet,
When she landed on Earth,
She wondered was it worth,
 
There once was a lady called Janet,
Who lived on a far away planet,
When she landed on Earth,
She wondered was it worth,
All the eating that made her a gannet!
 
There was on old lady from Accy,
Who partook of the old Wacky Backy,
But it made her feel Ill,
 
There was on old lady from Accy,
Who partook of the old Wacky Backy,
But it made her feel Ill,
So she then took a pill,
 
There was on old lady from Accy,
Who partook of the old Wacky Backy,
But it made her feel Ill,
So she then took a pill,
But that only made her feel cacky!




Sorry :)

Someone else?
 
Tealeaf, a fella from Church,
Who walks with a bit of a Lurch,
It's the ale in The Stag,
That made it all shag
 
Tealeaf, a fella from Church,
Who walks with a bit of a Lurch,
It's the ale in The Stag,
That made it all shag,
Ah, the man's name we doth besmirch
 
When Doug was once visiting Bash,
He went into the pub without cash
he made a quick dash.......
to locate his stash,
 
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