Londons Burning!!!!!!!!

[slinky]

Well actually no it's not!!! but Top Tan on union rd ossy is.

Apparently fire brigade, paramedics and police are all at the scene.

GUTTED it was the best sunbed shop around!!!!!! where do I go now, cos with this weather I aint gonna get a sun tan.

 

[entwisi]

Get a tub of Bisto, make a strong solution in the bath and soak for a couple of hours

 

[accymel]

You didnt want to be there fried to a crisp bet it was a sunbed that over heated.

 

[slinky]

Not sure what time it shuts on a sunday!! but I know during the week it's open until about 9:30pm....... just hope no-one was in there.

 

[entwisi]

They would have had a permanent sun tan then!

 

[Tinkerbelle]

I said we'd better invest in boot polish but thought better of it later, creasote (*sp) works better it stays on until removed with turps ..... just ask your little darling niece who painted herself from head to toe in it last week and splattered it all over her face to get a pretty little freckled look lol!

 

[entwisi]

I have a compressor and spray gun if you want an 'even' finish!


Just thought, I hope you don't mind white bits, I don't think Julie would be very happy with me doing an 'all over' job

Actually just had a second thought, You're still here typing when there are firemen in uniform about, You two feeling OK???????

 

[slinky]

I said we'd better invest in boot polish but thought better of it later, creasote (*sp) works better it stays on until removed with turps ..... just ask your little darling niece who painted herself from head to toe in it last week and splattered it all over her face to get a pretty little freckled look lol!

OMG that kids a NUTTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! roflmao

 

[slinky]

Actually just had a second thought, You're still here typing when there are firemen in uniform about, You two feeling OK???????

I know I surprise myself sometimes. But!! the thing that crossed my mind was how many naked men might run out of the sunbed shop ......wished I'd have gone now