Long distance relationship?

[shillelagh]

This may be the answer

BBC NEWS | UK | Scotland | Highlands and Islands | Cities test for 'intimacy' device


but im saying no thanks dont get any ideas spug ...

 

[cashman]

load of rubbish how did ya come across that if ya wern't interested?

 

[shillelagh]

i was bored while waiting for a late night caller .....