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Sod that Ian it keeps my head warm.......why don't you leave me alone and pick on Yonmons Tribal Headdress?

Yonmons tried various head warmers but struggles in the fashion department
, indeed he tried a "ping" number the last few weeks to copy mine but struggled to pull it off :)
 
Just watched on football league show, with it being at the other end from us, i had not realized how spawny the clearance from joss's follow up was:eek: the ball hit the ankle of the defenders back leg, he was running the other way,a very fortunate block imho.Though in fairness Terry should have netted anyway.
 
Yonmons tried various head warmers but struggles in the fashion department
, indeed he tried a "ping" number the last few weeks to copy mine but struggled to pull it off :)

Be careful Ian....he's a gladiator on the Links,I'm afraid I'd have to back him over 18 holes.
 
Just watched on football league show, with it being at the other end from us, i had not realized how spawny the clearance from joss's follow up was:eek: the ball hit the ankle of the defenders back leg, he was running the other way,a very fortunate block imho.Though in fairness Terry should have netted anyway.

Let's be honest if Crooks had missed either of those chances (especially the 1st one) there would be a thread all of its own dedicated to him, good job it was good old Tezza
 
To be fair Frank he did ok at CB despite getting his nose being put all over his face by Stockley.
He fell for it during the build up to the second goal tho as he saw a opportunity to get revenge but was done with a little flick which took him out the game.
He will learn from it tho,as I said he did ok
 
Lost sight of the fixture and thus foolishly was nominated to do a shift of voluntary work instead of being at Luton. The you all give on the game is much appreciated by one not there. You see, I had to follow the match by text comm. on the beeb and that involves being accosted by their match stats. However we may have played, they tell me that we only bothered their keeper twice in the entire match. Other attempts merely ending our attack by giving Luton a goalkick. Now my soccer expertise stems from interschool footie and ended age 15 by a bad knee injury back when Noah was a lad - but my brain tells me that anything not on target is as useless as brewing up in a chocolate teapot - no chance of deviations or fumbles. If I could ask Mr Coleman one thing, it would have to be about banning shots off target - sod the brylcream 'n glory goal of the season stuff. Am I being harsh ?
 
Dear Aunt Amy,

I know that you don't receive many letters from elderly gentlemen, but as I am beset by a problem regarding the vagaries of Millinery design, manufacture, and presentation, I write to you hoping that you or one of your colleagues at ' Ladies Gazette' will be able to resolve my problem and afford my troubled mind some respite !.
It is just that recently I have, as opposed to my usual habit of wearing Hats and Caps created in the County style by Charles Trwwhit of Savile Row, been seduced by the popular press into
going out to two football matches wearing what I understood to be rather upmarket wooly cap produced, or so the inside label says, by The Karsten Company in San Diego.
Preening myself in the mirror before venturing forth, This sporting headgear really did in my opinion look quite fetching, but then I am given to excessive narcissism at times and so could have been slightly mistaken !.
But I sallied forth and enjoyed the warmth afforded to my tender ears by the comforting of applied merino wool, and as far as I can remember behaved myself at the game in my usually
urbane and reserved manner, and this is where the story really begins !.
It would appear that my darling little woollen cap was not to everyone's liking, oh no !, for two gentlemen who I like to look on as 'friends', have subjected me to open ridicule just for daring to
 
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Create a more sportive image for myself !.
If I was of a more vindictive nature, I could draw their attention to the 'things' which they stick on their noggins !, indeed the black wooly cap which my Wigan friend sports occasionally does tend to make him appear as one 'just off the boats !'...as for HIM from Hapton.. well !!!!.
Am I then Aunt Amy being a little paranoid about this situation which to some might appear to be nothing but a storm in a D -Cup, but which has just caused me to pour my 5th G&T of the afternoon !.

Yours in hope !,

'Worried of Rishton '.

( Slightly off thread ??)
 
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Create a more sportive image for myself !.
If I was of a more vindictive nature, I could draw their attention to the 'things' which they stick on their noggins !, indeed the black wooly cap which my Wigan friend sports occasionally does tend to make him appear as one 'just off the boats !'...as for HIM from Hapton.. well !!!!.
Am I then Aunt Amy being a little paranoid about this situation which to some might appear to be nothing but a storm in a D -Cup, but which has just caused me to pour my 5th G&T of the afternoon !.

Yours in hope !,

'Worried of Rishton '.



( Slightly off thread ??)


I think we have disturbed a sleeping volcano in Rishton......it seems to have had a few violent tremors recently...maybe a full eruption is in the offing...better keep your hats on !!!
 
I think we have disturbed a sleeping volcano in Rishton......it seems to have had a few violent tremors recently...maybe a full eruption is in the offing...better keep your hats on !!!

The violent tremors which, if you'd been attentive after I'd nibbled at that so-called 'pie' at Luton you would most definitely have heard, and which, like the poor are always with me, are
confidential between my GP and myself, and you are sailing too close to the wind !!.
However, I shall be unveiling a new line in headgear on Tuesday night irrespective of what nosey watchers might think or say !.

Hope that Dino is not too badly injured !!...and for a couple of goals and a clean sheet for the Reds as we witness The Taming of the Shrews !!.
 
Been 'Tied Up' all weekend. Let's hope for a better result on tuesday night!

"Hats Off" to Yonmon for a great resume of his recent venture into the fashion world!
 
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