Men

[grego]

Just received this as an email and thought it was funny, no offence

For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for
you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women
realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little
sausage. Men are like...[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT]
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1. Men are like .... Laxatives ..... [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT]
They irritate the crap out of you. [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT]
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2. Men are like ....... Bananas ..... .
The older they get, the less firm they are. [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT]
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3. Men are like ......Weather ....... [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT]
Nothing can be done to change them. [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT]
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4. Men are like .....Blenders .... [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT]
You need One, but you're not quite sure why. [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT]
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5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars .... [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT]
Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT]
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6. Men are like ..... Commercials ..... [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT]
You can't believe a word they say. [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT]
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7. Men are like ..... Department Stores ....
Their clothes are always 1/2 off! [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT]
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8. Men are like ....... Government Bonds .... [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT]
They take soooooooo long to mature. [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT]
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9. Men are like .....Mascara ..... [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT]
They usually run at the first sign of emotion. [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT]
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10. Men are like..... Popcorn ...... [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT]
They satisfy you, but only for a little while. [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT]
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11. Men are like ..... Snowstorms ..... [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT]
You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT]
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12. Men are like ...... Lava Lamps ... [FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT]
Fun to look at, but not very bright.[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT]
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[/FONT]13. Men are like ...... Parking Spots ......[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'][/FONT]
All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.[FONT='Tahoma','sans-serif'] [/FONT]
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[AccyLass]

That 1st one is soooo funny

 

[grego]

Sorry about all the "font" etc, tried editting it out but it timed me out!

 

[pussycat]

that was so funny , loved it ,

 

[shillelagh]

2. Men are like ....... Bananas ..... .
The older they get, the less firm they are.

Thats why women invented toyboys!!!!!

 

[jaysay]

2. Men are like ....... Bananas ..... .
The older they get, the less firm they are.

Thats why women invented toyboys!!!!!

Or the Rampant Rabbit

 

[panther]

Dont forget...men are also like toilets

Vacant, engaged, or full of sh*t.........

 

[cashman]

love it grego.

 

[flashy]

excellent and oh so true grego

 

[cashman]

excellent and oh so true grego

see we can agree shaz.

 

[Sparkologist]

Cheers, Sis'.

 

[grego]

Aaaah, your an exception

 

[AccyLass]

Dont forget...men are also like toilets

Vacant, engaged, or full of sh*t.........

Another that is oh so true lol

 

[keetah992000]

def the toilet one lol
god definitley wasnt a woman - unless she had pmt when creating man