Doug said:It said that I can't give it you for another 24 hours, have you got a fish tank?
No but Chav's got a big snake.
Doug said:It said that I can't give it you for another 24 hours, have you got a fish tank?
garinda said:No but Chav's got a big snake.
I like snakes but a chav snake I'm not so sure, does it have burberry markings???harwood red said:Errr I can be patient and nope no fish tank![]()
garinda said:No but Chav's got a big snake.
chav1 said:ive got a big cock as well
seriously it wakes me up every morning 6am but ive yet to get an egg out of the bugger
garinda said:You should get a hen then you could have a little warm egg every morning.

garinda said:You should get a hen then you could have a little warm egg every morning.
common sense in here please
garinda said:common sense in here please
where you going to find a shop at this time of night...chav1 said:its ok my cock was imported from mexico so were still on topic
it says EL cocka doodle dooooo
Doug said:Hope you’ve got El tissues for when it goes cocka doodle flu
garinda said:Chav also has a little worm we could put in a bottle of Tequilla.
I think it’s time you got you Butler up…….You know the one with the special jacket….garinda said:He could use the curtains instead of a tissue............ to keep it warm!
chav1 said:while your drinking your tequilla heres somthing for you to nibble on
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Doug said:Pork? I thought he was Jewish.........

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