Monty Python Quotes

[Lolly]

If you notice my signature its a great quote from Monty Python and the Holy Grail. What are other peoples favourite quotes from the Monty Python Films, its a great laugh and brings back good memories.

 

[Neil]

This is an ex-parrot

 

[garinda]

I haven't seen any of their films.


Though I have seen the clip from Life of Brian, 'He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy', which was funny.

 

[mrskitty]

'He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy',

One of my favourite quotes

 

[AccyJay]

"What is the wind speed volocity of an un-laided swallow?"

 

[Lolly]

African or European???

 

[AccyJay]

African or European???

"I don't know that" aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[LancYorkYankee]

What . . . it's just a rabbit! What's he gonna do, nibble ye bum?

 

[AccyJay]

What . . . it's just a rabbit! What's he gonna do, nibble ye bum?

"It's got great big sharp pointy teeth".

 

[LancYorkYankee]

Also, anything from the gumbies i.e.

"I . . . think . . . we should . . . tax . . . people . . . who . . . stand . . . in . . . water . . .! . . . . OOOOHHHH

 

[maxwell silver]

"My brain hurts".Can we expand this to include sketches or scenes? If so,it's got to be 'Cheese Shop'.

 

[AccyJay]

If it's sketches as well, then it's got to be the "Ministry of Silly Walks".

 

[lettie]

I have only 2 words....

'Mr Creosote'

Wafer thin mint sir?

 

[LancYorkYankee]

Oh yes, loved Mr. Creosote. Favorite skit must have been the argument. "I'd like to start and argument . . ."

 

[Lolly]

Another one of my favourites has to be....

French Soldier: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

 

[WillowTheWhisp]

'Strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government.'

 

[Gayle]

This is an ex-parrot

Yep, one of the best.

Also, love words that are 'tinny' or 'woody'.

Plus, have been known to say 'what have the romans ever done for us?'

 

[AccyJay]

'what have the romans ever done for us?'

"They gave us better education, roads, viaducts & sanitation" .......... "yeah, but, what did the Romans really ever do for us?"

 

[katex]

"They gave us better education, roads, viaducts & sanitation" .......... "yeah, but, what did the Romans reall/U]y ever do for us?"

"They gave us peace".

Not a quote, but love the little bit of dialogue which goes:-

Brian: "What will they do to me ?"
Ben the Prisoner: "Oh, you'll probably get away with cruxifiction.
Brian:"CRUXIFICTION !"
Ben the Prisoner: "Yeah, your first offence"

 

[AccyJay]

"They gave us peace".

Not a quote, but love the little bit of dialogue which goes:-

Brian: "What will they do to me ?"
Ben the Prisoner: "Oh, you'll probably get away with cruxifiction.
Brian:"CRUXIFICTION !"
Ben the Prisoner: "Yeah, your first offence"

Guard: "Cruxifiction?"
1st Prisoner: "yeah"
Guard: "1 cross each, line on the left"