mr spoon

[chav1]

i am trying to find mr spoon , he was last seen heading off on an expodition in a clapped out old baked beans tin with a funnel for a nosecone

it has been a few years now since i have seen him and i fear his inferior and ill desighned rocket ship may not have held up to the demands of inter planetary travel and even though its is only a relativly short distance to button moon fears are that he may not have had enough fule to make the retutrn trip forcing him to set up home there while he awaits rescue

 

[staggeringman]

it looks like they all have him at arms length..........chav look closer!

 

[chav1]

that was a photo taken just before blast off he hasnt been seen since

 

[staggeringman]

he must have been lost in the jam bucket.............poor sod!

 

[mthead]

He shoud be OK Chav especialy if hes eaten the beans,just convert the rocket to run on methane..............

 

[Neil]

i am trying to find mr spoon

You make more sense when you are insulting me mate.
Please start again and save us from posts like this

 

[chav1]

You make more sense when you are insulting me mate.
Please start again and save us from posts like this

ok

 

[Neil]

I like it when you get a slap for harassing me

 

[chav1]

I like it when you get a slap for harassing me

so do i

 

[panther]

all together now ♪Were off to button moon,
We followed Mr. Spoon - Button Moon, Button Moon

Were off to button moon. Button Moon, Button Moon.

[Voice of Peter Davidson] There's button moon, shining brightly in blanket sky. ♪

 

[chav1]

update

someone has stepped forward claiming to know the location of Mr Spoon although no demands have been made i fear this may be a kidnapping

 

[katex]

You make more sense when you are insulting me mate.
Please start again and save us from posts like this

Am I missing some underying meaning to this thread ? Can only think you may having been stirring up summat Neil, or is this too deep ?
Genuinly thought Chav was having happy nostaligic memories to childhood fantasy characters .. but now think I am being naive.

 

[Neil]

Genuinly thought Chav was having happy nostaligic memories to childhood fantasy characters

That's something chav and I have in common. We are still enjoying our childhood and are trying hard not to grow up

 

[garinda]

What's most worrying is that it was first broadcast in 1986 when Chav was sixteen!

We thought he was out slashing car tyres and tieing bangers to cat's tails, no he was sat at home with his little wooden spoon watching Button Moon.

 

[chav1]

watching button moon wa sthe only thing that could keep the voices i my head quiet..

well for at least 20 mins anyway

 

[garinda]

watching button moon wa sthe only thing that could keep the voices i my head quiet..

well for at least 20 mins anyway

You should have worn a strait jacket instead of a cardigan then.

 

[chav1]

update 2 :

mr spoon is reported as alive and well so if anyone was worried about him i am glad to report everything is ok on button moon

 

[harwood red]

Oh from what I've heard he's not on button moon, he's been living it up in Blackpool!!

 

[staggeringman]

got him! mr spoon he is interviewing at the blackburn army careers office ! as we talk he is balled under with work weighing out the situation so dont panic chav!

 

[sarah]

No, you've got him confused with someone else Staggers. I can assure you Mr Spoon is here with me, and has been for about the last 3 years.