Naughty Amusing Biscuits :]

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Nori Brick
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Just got this joke of a friend of mine at work , i have to say it did crack me up!

Here it is:

There has been a big bust up in the biscuit tin.
A Bandit called Rocky who was Crackers hit a Penguin over the head with a Club, tied him to a Wagon Wheel with a Blue Ribband, kidnapped a Trophy and made his Breakaway in a Taxi. Police say Rocky was last seen just After Eight by a Viscount from Maryland Hobnobbing a Gingernut, unfortunately they have not got a crumb of evidence.
 
I think he made his getaway in a Double Decker to give a Boost to his street cred. Took his friends for a Twirl finishing in a Picnic. Big Topic of conversation that night which sent Ripples around the barrel and forced the bottom layer into a Rolo giving no end of Digestive problems. Still all a load ofold Fudge 'ain't it.. :D
 
I think he made his getaway in a Double Decker to give a Boost to his street cred. Took his friends for a Twirl finishing in a Picnic. Big Topic of conversation that night which sent Ripples around the barrel and forced the bottom layer into a Rolo giving no end of Digestive problems. Still all a load ofold Fudge 'ain't it..
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Wahey!!! Round of applause!! :D lol
 
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