Nevermind leaving a yellow stream.

[garinda]

Own up.

Did you always follow the rules?

If not, just how many did you break?

 

[jaysay]

Own up.

Did you always follow the rules?

If not, just how many did you break?

All of um

 

[steve2qec]

They used to have a same poster at the Sports Centre swimming pool.
Strangely enough it doesn't say No Weeing....!!

 

[MargaretR]

The stronger the chlorine smell - the more wee there is.
That's the main reason for the chlorine - I believe it gets added automatically as the wee concentration increases.

 

[DaveinGermany]

The one with the Smokes was always a bit of a bummer, soggy fags & waterlogged matches.

 

[garinda]

I could never understand the 'no petting rule', when I was a child.

I could see the man, and the woman.

But where was the pet they'd brought in?

 

[steve2qec]

I could never understand the 'no petting rule', when I was a child.

I could see the man, and the woman.

But where was the pet they'd brought in?

I remember thinking that the guy on the poster was a real bad lad....!

 

[DaveinGermany]

But where was the pet they'd brought in?

What ? You didn't see the Puppies ??

 

[garinda]

What ? You didn't see the Puppies ??

No.

They must have drowned them, before I got there.

He looks the sort.



Reading all the rules, I never broke any of them.

What a wuss.

 

[cashman]

Those rules were never a problem,I never went.

 

[DaveinGermany]

No.

They must have drowned them, before I got there.

Don't think so mate, cos if you looked closely you could see their little brown noses bobbing along the waterline !

 

[walkinman221]

What ? You didn't see the Puppies ??

If i was lucky on occasions, yes

 

[DaveinGermany]

If i was lucky on occasions, yes

And did you try & stroke them ? I did, then I was kicked out I was only trying to stop 'em drownin' ..... Barfturds ..... kicked out ! Can you believe that ??

 

[walkinman221]

I know you can't help some folk, how were you to know they didn't KNEAD any help

 

[MargaretR]

I know you can't help some folk, how were you to know they didn't KNEAD any help

The people who bake ciabatta bread don't need to knead
...and you don't need to know

 

[DaveinGermany]

I know you can't help some folk, how were you to know they didn't KNEAD any help

I know, scandalous isn't it ? I was also told I could never go into the Mums & tots pool ever again !

 

[walkinman221]

I know, scandalous isn't it ? I was also told I could never go into the Mums & tots pool ever again !

Thats just cruel everyone knows its warmer in there.

 

[Neil]

The stronger the chlorine smell - the more wee there is.
That's the main reason for the chlorine - I believe it gets added automatically as the wee concentration increases.

I don't think they have wee sensors in the water.
The chlorine levels are usually tested and adjusted as required.

 

[DaveinGermany]

Thats just cruel everyone knows its warmer in there.

Aye, cos all the little boogers are widdlin' in there !

 

[susie123]

I know, scandalous isn't it ? I was also told I could never go into the Mums & tots pool ever again !

Were you posing as a mum or a tot at the time??