A retired couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Tamworth .
Bert always wanted a pair of R.M. WILLIAMS boots, so, seeing some on
sale, he bought them and wore them home.
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife,
Notice anything different about me?'
Margaret looked him over. 'No Darl.'
Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked
back into the kitchen completely naked except for new R.M. Williams boots.
Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything
different NOW?'
Margaret looked up and exclaimed, 'Bert, what's different? It's
hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down
again tomorrow, 'cause its always that way'
Furious, Bert yelled, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN,
MARGARET? DO YOU?'
'No Darl', she replied.
'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT ME NEW R.M. WILLIAMS
BOOTS!!!!'
Without changing her expression, Margaret replied,
'Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat.'
Bert always wanted a pair of R.M. WILLIAMS boots, so, seeing some on
sale, he bought them and wore them home.
Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife,
Notice anything different about me?'
Margaret looked him over. 'No Darl.'
Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked
back into the kitchen completely naked except for new R.M. Williams boots.
Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, 'Notice anything
different NOW?'
Margaret looked up and exclaimed, 'Bert, what's different? It's
hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down
again tomorrow, 'cause its always that way'
Furious, Bert yelled, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN,
MARGARET? DO YOU?'
'No Darl', she replied.
'IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT ME NEW R.M. WILLIAMS
BOOTS!!!!'
Without changing her expression, Margaret replied,
'Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat.'
