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I can't understand this thing about women and toilet seats. They can be up or down, if you go and its up then put it down, not exactly hard work is it.

When do you ever hear men moaning about women leaving the seat down?

Well you will now I have mentioned it :D
 
Neil said:
I can't understand this thing about women and toilet seats. They can be up or down, if you go and its up then put it down, not exactly hard work is it.

When do you ever hear men moaning about women leaving the seat down?

Well you will now I have mentioned it :D
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Its all to do with how women see themselves, women have to squat, while men stand upright, they think because they have to squat we all should.
How to get them to shut up, easy cover the bowl with cling film and put the lid down.

Retlaw.

 
The idea behind this gadget is so that ladies can go to the loo in the dark, so not waking the man by putting a light on (we are considerate that way).

It is 'motion sensored' so sense her approach, and only lights when approached, so she can see whether the seat is up or down.

It prevents the risk of her backside descending into the bowl.

Ladies, if you haven't got one, just put the light on and wake him up - he might see the use of it then.
 
How strange she lives on her own so her convenience should be set conveniently the way she prefers, does she quietly go about life enjoying this?

No she starts a thread stirring the brown stuff between what could, until she opened her gob have been happy couples that tolerate the differences needed by their partners!:pain30:
 
I frequently go to the loo in the dark(I wouldn't dream of putting the light on, I know my way after 40 odd years).......if the seat is up, I put it down.....on the odd time I have sat down before checking I have got a cold bum, but nothing worse than that.

Men and women have their differences, but we shouldn't see them all as faults.......you only see them as faults when you fall out with someone.
 
I think Margaret has hit the nail on the head, if some thing so trivial is winding you up, something isnt right and you need to sort it
 
spex357 said:
I think Margaret has hit the nail on the head, if some thing so trivial is winding you up, something isnt right and you need to sort it
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I'm sorry but Margaret would hit her thumb, because she's to stubborn to put the light on:D
 
John, I am not stubborn, I am considerate.....why would I need to put the light on......? The lav doesn't wander round in the night......I can find it with my eyes shut :)
 
The seat and lid are always down in our house after I read a report showing what sprays out of your toilet when you flush it!! egggggghhhhhhhhh:bootyshak

So trained the man to always put both the seat and the lid down coz I dont want anything spraying on me tooth-brush!! :eek:
 
Wasn't life much less worrisome before there were all these studies?Anyway My toothbrush is far enough away not to get sprayed if the lid and the seat are left up.
 
I keep the lid down too, (when not using of course).
I read in a Feng Shui book that with the lid up, all the good 'chi' goes down the loo,
...along with wealth :D
It looks tidier too
 
Yes Margaret, that is right...the money all goes down the loo if you leave the lid up......I guess that is where I have gone wrong in my life then :)
 
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