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[walkinman221]

Thanks cashy at last i'm in, its the best day of my accyweb career (so far) >but i thought the clique membership was a secret . MY GOD i have just been outed

 

[westendlass]

Thanks cashy at last i'm in, its the best day of my accyweb career (so far) >but i thought the clique membership was a secret . MY GOD i have just been outed

Well don't let it go to your head Walkinman or us junior members might feel intimidated.

 

[Less]

As opposed to those members who cry 'wasp' or 'clique' then chuck their toys out of the pram when they can't get their own way?

If you are going to be controversial just for the hell of it and not for your real beliefs....expect a backlash when you are unmasked as a troll.

And like Neil...I'm a member of countless forums, but only post on four. Some people just like to browse.

When i first came on here it was to comment on only one thread, but after time i made posts on other threads . What i have learned since the early days? Well its this talk sense stick to your guns and you will be ok, the most important part of this is in my opinion is TALK SENSE. Oh and to the whingers for gods sake GROW A PAIR........

You two must be members of this clique.

They won't be if they've been black balled!

 

[walkinman221]

OH NO my hopes dashed again by the Grand Wizard

 

[walkinman221]

Well don't let it go to your head Walkinman or us junior members might feel intimidated.

Thats the point puny and pointless new member (laughs manically)

 

[Less]

OH NO my hopes dashed again by the Grand Wizard

Dashed? You told me after the ceremony you enjoyed the smell of boot polish and that it was the first time you could see your face in them.

 

[walkinman221]

True but dont tell everyone, that boot polish took some getting off by the way you really must have used some elbow grease rubbing it in

 

[westendlass]

Is that a part of the ceremonial induction and do you have to wear gloves?

 

[walkinman221]

If you want gloves are an option you have just to remember that the inductee may have allergies

 

[westendlass]

And a pinny.

 

[walkinman221]

Now your getting kinky..

 

[westendlass]

If you want gloves are an option you have just to remember that the inductee may have allergies

Latex?

 

[Less]

True but dont tell everyone, that boot polish took some getting off by the way you really must have used some elbow grease rubbing it in

Not me, I was on the throne at the time, one of the lesser, female members wearing a mask (to hide her identity) performed the task and although there aren't many ladies in the clique, this one agreed that her lips should be sealed.

 

[walkinman221]

Yes thats the one, the clique does have a strict health and safety policy that includes method statements which must be adhered to at all times. Its members ( whoever they are ) safety is paramount

 

[walkinman221]

Not me, I was on the throne at the time, one of the lesser, female members wearing a mask (to hide her identity) performed the task and although there aren't many ladies in the clique, this one agreed that her lips should be sealed.

I feel quite let down that the grand wizard himself didnt attend to my induction it seems that my new membership is a bit tarnished

 

[westendlass]

I feel quite let down that the grand wizard himself didnt attend to my induction it seems that my new membership is a bit tarnished

Time's a great healer! :

 

[Less]

I feel quite let down that the grand wizard himself didnt attend to my induction it seems that my new membership is a bit tarnished

I'm sure that if you can find out who she is and if you ask her nicely, she would even be willing to give that a rub down with her buffer.

 

[dotti34]

Yes, Margaret - it IS like a family. I joined Accyweb initially as I had come across this forum in my research re family history and I found that I was able to get answers from members to some of my queries re my husband’s Accrington connection. I was overwhelmed by the quick response and the help so generously given.

By that time I felt I was part of the Accyweb family and there was no way I was leaving it, at least not willingly! I was addicted!!!! Since then I have enjoyed some very interesting threads and postings – admittedly sometimes controversial (but isn’t that what makes a good discussion so much more interesting) – many chuckles, felt shared sadness over illnesses and loss, learnt a wealth of knowledge about the area and so much more.

I am one of those who enjoy putting my bit in when I have an opinion or a comment to make (as may have been noticed!!!), but most of all I enjoy reading the postings from other members. I must admit that sometimes I get rather hot under the collar over some postings (and the odd member or two – oops!) but that’s another story. Although I have never met any of the members personally I feel I do know so many of them.

So right now I am enjoying my morning coffee and a good read to start the day…..

 

[Eric]

By the way, for all those interested in joining the only true clique on AccyWeb, The Fellowship of the Hat, application forms are available from me, or from DiG. Fill them in, and return them. If you are sending them to me, please remember to complete them in both official languages.

Oh, by the way, if you have never been drunk, wasted, trashed, pee'd as a rat (or newt, if you prefer), totalled, smashed, impaired (this for the posh folks) etc. in the great city of Medicine Hat, Alberta, Canada, don't bother applying. Those who qualify, but who had the misfortune to do the technicolour yawn all over the table and/or the bar, will be accepted on probation. If you puked on the bouncer while making an unplanned exit from the bar, this counts in your favour.

 

[Margaret Pilkington]

By the way, for all those interested in joining the only true clique on AccyWeb, The Fellowship of the Hat, application forms are available from me, or from DiG. Fill them in, and return them. If you are sending them to me, please remember to complete them in both official languages.

Oh, by the way, if you have never been drunk, wasted, trashed, pee'd as a rat (or newt, if you prefer), totalled, smashed, impaired (this for the posh folks) etc. in the great city of Medicine Hat, Alberta, Canada, don't bother applying. Those who qualify, but who had the misfortune to do the technicolour yawn all over the table and/or the bar, will be accepted on probation. If you puked on the bouncer while making an unplanned exit from the bar, this counts in your favour.

I am ineligible.....Never been to Medicine Hat. I have been trashed , totalled, wasted, cabbaged(mainly downunder, Kaiserstuhl has a lot to answer for))...but not there.......and it was a long time ago.
I couldn't fill in the application form in both official languages.
I speak three languages......English, rubbish and gibberish(I am most fluent in the last two).
It saddens me that I am very unlikely to ever be in this club that has such celebrated members as Eric...and the lad from Germany(alright Son?).
Such is life...full of disappointments!