No hope ...

[shillelagh]

.... for most of us on here ...

BBC NEWS | Health | 'Brain decline' begins at age 27

Mental powers start to dwindle at 27 after peaking at 22, marking the start of old age, US research suggests.

 

[garinda]

Thank God!

I'm only 26 stone.

 

[garinda]

Oh age 27!

It's your eyes as well as your brain that goes.

 

[garinda]

I suppose it really depends on the quality of the brain in the first place, as well as the age.


I'd rather have a brain transplant from a seventy year old Albert Einstein, than the twenty seven year old grey matter of Wayne Rooney.

 

[shillelagh]

Im ok yet ... my brain hasnt reached maturity ....

 

[garinda]

Im ok yet ... my brain hasnt reached maturity ....

It probably never will now.

Absinthe acts as a pickling agent.

 

[shillelagh]

That was two years ago now rindy .... does pickling last that long?

 

[garinda]

That was two years ago now rindy .... does pickling last that long?

Yes.

In a thousand years time if someone digs you up, your immature brain will still be perfectly preserved in a lovely green jelly.

 

[shillelagh]

Yes.

In a thousand years time if someone digs you up, your immature brain will still be perfectly preserved in a lovely green jelly.

Can it not be red jelly ... prefer strawberry to lime ....