No purchase necessary??

[slinky]

Right this is what happened.

I was just sat on the Loo and I needed to get a new Loo roll out of the packet. I saw a little leaflet in the packet, when I looked it was a leaflet saying " Win your christmas shopping with shades ASDA". All you have to do is fill in the form with name and address along with Til receipt for proof of purchase"...........................


Then it says in the small print NO PURCHASE NECESSARY............


Duh?? what

 

[AccyJay]

I saw a shop selling socks the other day. They had a sign on them saying ....................

BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE.

I should hope so. lol


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[Gayle]

I was walking through town and saw a sign saying

Buy more for Less

and I thought, how kind and considerate the shop is to accyweb members.

 

[Less]

I was walking through town and saw a sign saying

Buy more for Less

and I thought, how kind and considerate the shop is to accyweb members.

I bet it wasn't that sex shop near that old cinema! they always charge top whack! Erm, so I've heard.

 

[Gayle]

I bet it wasn't that sex shop near that old cinema! they always charge top whack! Erm, so I've heard.

Well it's better than them charging bottom whack!

 

[cherokee]

I was walking through town and saw a sign saying

Buy more for Less

and I thought, how kind and considerate the shop is to accyweb members.

And who said accrington was nt doing enough for its residents lmao

 

[Doug]

You buy Asda's own brand of bog roll?

 

[slinky]

You buy Asda's own brand of bog roll?

Hmmm yep......it does the job therefore I buy!!

 

[Doug]

Hmmm yep......it does the job therefore I buy!!

Saying now't, Things people discuss in public.

 

[slinky]

Saying now't, Things people discuss in public.

Sweetheart I could go into graphic detail about my GOING's ON.....but I don't want to cause Jealousy

 

[Neil]

I was walking through town and saw a sign saying

Buy more for Less

Was it in the Help the Aged shop window?

 

[Doug]

Sweetheart I could go into graphic detail about my GOING's ON.....but I don't want to cause Jealousy

I'm sure he wouldn't mind. He's altered a lot since, well you know...

 

[slinky]

I'm sure he wouldn't mind. He's altered a lot since, well you know...

Come again??

 

[Doug]

Come again??

Pass the loo roll...........

 

[cherokee]

Pass the loo roll...........

its shades you know ....... you sure you want it doug lol?

 

[Doug]

its shades you know ....... you sure you want it doug lol?

Is that Seven Shades?

 

[cherokee]

Lol Of Blue ....
Ummm Wonder Why They Say That ????????????

 

[harwood red]

what about the money back guarantee on bog roll

"If you are not entirely satisfied please return item for a full refund"

What even return the used stuff?????

(sorry couldn't resist, in wicked/funny/hyper mood at mo )