I know it isnt politically correct to use expressions like the following these days but how did the expression-he(or she) skens like a bucket of welks originate?


I alus thowt id wur "skens like a basket o whelks".I know it isnt politically correct to use expressions like the following these days but how did the expression-he(or she) skens like a bucket of welks originate?![]()
Oose a face like 5 mile a bad ruad.ah'll skutch thi dinner up(knock seven bells out of you)
her as a face like a ruptured custard(she is ugly)/melted welly/joss arsed baboon.
ah'll tek a bit o' thee hooam in mi pocket(fighting talk)
dusta want some clog toe pie? (more fighting talk)
a'hm ony walkin' abeawt to save buryin' money. ah carnt afford to dee(I'm proper poorly)
a'hm wakkerin' laik a tripe doll(trembling, shivering)
I'm sure I can think of some more...just give me time.
I think the expresion is, in fact, 'skens like a basket o' whelps' ie new pups that can't yet see straight. The saying has been changed over the years as no-one seems to call pups whelps nowadays. As far as I know, whelks don't have eyes.



It's not 'a gate', it's 'agate'I still think the funniest, very local colloquialism, is 'a gate'.
I were a gate.
You were a gate.
He/She/It were a gate.
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