Pet Rat

[West Ender]

Irresponsible cat owners, irresponsible dog owners, irresponsible parents, everybody can point the finger in one direction or another - and frequently does.

Bl**dy birds, especially urban gulls, that's another problem, crapping down my washing and my car and spreading diseases like bird-flu. Who owns the b****rs and what are they doing about it? How about those blasted mice that get into the odd house and run amok with their faeces incontinence all over your kitchen?

Thank God for Tiddles and his mates or you'd be knee deep in guano and mouse droppings.




Seconds out! Round two!

 

[SPUGGIE J]

My only regret is that they occaisionally bring you a present of what they have caught.

 

[Less]

My only regret is that they occaisionally bring you a present of what they have caught.

Like feline leukemia, feline Panleukopenia, feline infectious peritonitis, and feline respiratory disease?

My only regret is they can't be trained to take home the little gifts they leave for everyone else.

 

[chav1]

welli only got one entry for my best way to kill a cat award and although a disapointing turn out the quality was exceptional

well done less karma on its way

here is teh winning idea

With ref, to your karma prize for killing a cat.

Cover it in Immac and watch it choke on the worlds largest fur ball!

 

[MUMMIBOO]

Cat crap what a load of rubbish!!! its the dog dirt you should be worried about! see i can say that because i have a cat he wont go out of my gaden when on the very rare occasion he decides to go out he has a tray and likes to use it he will come in from the garden to use it and i do know he wont roam into other gardens because he's 21 years old and it takes him about a week to get onto the window sill hes to old to get over the fence.

When was the last time you had a sand box Less? and didnt you know that if you spend a little more money you can get one with a lid on to protect your sand from cats and the weather you can then play nicely in your little pit Less. just watch out for the ants less they might crawl up your shorts leg and whooo we wouldnt want to go there now would we!!!!!

I dont think that dog poo is very nice to try and detach from your kids shoes even worse if they are on their way to school (then what) i dont care what poo contains poo is poo and nobody likes to touch, smell, or even think about it but Less at the end of the day SH*T happens get over it!! lol

 

[lazeeboy]

I take it you dont like cats, but what a one sided opinion, you don't even mention or think about how much vermin cats kill.
Yet if you do buy a rat and let it out I don't think it would come home.
Cat lovers unite

 

[JohnW]

My cat has a regular yearly check up at the vets to ensure that it is healthy and not carrying any of these diseases that you mention - I am a responsible pet owner.

Perhaps a licence would be a good idea, do dog owners still need them? I wouldn't object to a licence but I don't think it would make a huge amount of difference, it would just mean that the irresponsible owners would continue to be irresponsible and that someone somewhere would have to enforce it - which they wouldn't.

It's not changing subject to talk about horse manure. I live on a road that doesn't have a pavement and every week I am faced with the dratted stuff in the road. If the horse owner could nicely guide his pet over my rhubarb I perhaps wouldn't object so much!

'as ta not gettan a shuvell lass? Get out theer an' put it on t'roses!

 

[Less]

I take it you dont like cats, but what a one sided opinion,
Cat lovers unite

Could you in future read the complete thread before posting!

If you had done you would find that I have already answered the question as to if I like cats or not.

Of course it is a one sided opinion you dummy,
I am giving the opinion of the person that doesn't like cat sh*t,
Contrary-wise you are giving a one sided opinion from the cat lovers side!

If we both shared the same opinion that would still be one sided but we would be agreeing.

Now my head hurts, come back Accymad at least you had something worth answering!

 

[pendy]

Miaou, Miaou!

 

[West Ender]

Less, I sympathise with your predicament. If your neighbours aren't looking after their cats properly they need telling.

I love cats (and dogs and all animals - even feral rats as long as they don't move in with me) and there are lots of cats round here, including mine, but we have no cat-poo problems because the cats are well cared for. Mine has a "loo" in the kitchen but prefers to use the soil under my shrubs and none of the neighbourhood cats causes a problem.

Don't blame the cats, blame the owners, and at least be thankful that cats will bury the poo when they can. It's far less dangerous than fresh, exposed dog sh*te.

Now then - those b****y birds.......

 

[Less]

Don't blame the cats, blame the owners, and at least be thankful that cats will bury the poo when they can. It's far less dangerous than fresh, exposed dog sh*te.

West Ender PLEASE, read and take note of the very first post in which you will find I am and in every post after that continuing to blame the owner not the cat! I have also covered the cat burying the damned stuff!

Less dangerous or as dangerous, I don't want it, I don't need it, if I ever I found a use for some I would order the stuff over the web and pay for delivery I don't want it forced on me!

 

[Less]

Don't blame the cats, blame the owners, and at least be thankful that cats will bury the poo when they can. It's far less dangerous than fresh, exposed dog sh*te.

Please read the thread, right from the beginning I have talked about 'Irresponsible owners' being to blame, so far the response has been from owners and not one of them claims to be 'irresponsible', if you are all completley blameless why then do you not agree with me that it is these people that are giving cat ownership a bad name, instead of being terribly defensive towards them!

I must admit so far West Ender you are the closest cat owner to acknowledging that there is a problem.

where you let yourself down is to defend cat sh*t, whether it is less dangerous, more dangerous or just as dangerous as dog sh*t, I don't care I just don't want it in my backyard. (I would put up with it and clean it up if it was my own cat, but it isn't).
If ever I found a use for it I would purchase my own from the web and even pay for delivery!

Alot of the people have all contributed to the dog sh*t thread and want something done, I whole heartedly agree, but the same responsibility also applies to cats, just because it is more difficult to know where tiddles is having a dump does not excuse anyone from the responsibility.

For all the good it will do.

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P.S. I posted a different reply earlier it disappeared into the system if it turns up don't bother to let me know.

Yes I know it's turned up!

 

[West Ender]

I don't let myself down, or you Less, or anyone else when I say it's less dangerous when it's buried. I do still sympathise though, even if you're grumpy. I'm on your side, OK?

Oh for heaven's sake, can't we find a more pleasant subject than s**t to wrangle about? Stop arguing with me, I've got a headache!

 

[Less]

even if you're grumpy.

I think you should have noticed by now that I am usually grumpy even about the more pleasant things.

I'll stick with this thread a little longer, at least then when someone comes on and says, "Less your talking sh*t", I know they are telling the truth!

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We all know what it's straining to do don't we?
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[Mick]

Just for you less

 

[Less]

Absolutely Fantastic Mick

I'm almost tempted to get a framed copy of it for my wall, (it will hide a nasty stain that's growing there!).

 

[talentedbutslow]

Ya think you lot have got problems.....we,ve got wombats here that like to crap on our lawns........

 

[Mick]

Just seen this what you been doing less !

 

[SPUGGIE J]

Returning it to its rightful owner in case he was up for pinching it.

 

[Less]

Just seen this what you been doing less !

It's not fair I feel I've been dropped right in it!
If there was any justice I should appeal to someone!

I'm almost tempted to get a framed copy of it for my wall, (it will hide a nasty stain that's growing there!).

Thanks Mick for the framed piccy of that cat cartoon that was a nice surprise!